Obama begs Republicans for Help

1) Please won’t you help us spend $2.5 trillion we don’t have?
2) Please won’t you join us in enraging the independent voters and your base?
3) Please won’t you believe that if I will agree with any of your policies, I can get Senator Reid and the Speaker to enact it?
4) Please help me take over the health care industry?
5) Please help me feel better about my repeated violations of my transparency campaign promises, hence, appearing on TV today?
6) Please help me out of this wheel-chair I’ve put myself in, after I broke my own back on health care reform?
7) Please help me appear as if I am listening to you and the American people?
8 ) Please help me force employers drop their employee health benefit and force workers into the government run health care system — er, exchange?
9) Please, please help me fund abortions with taxpayer dollars?
10) Please help me give illegal aliens health benefits, paid for by taxpaying citizens?
11) Please help me tax health insurance premiums, but not for my pals, the unions?
12) Please help me set up an "exchange" to control all aspects of every health insurance policy we will let an insurer sell?
13) Please help me cut Medicare by half a trillion dollars, and use it to fund the destruction of our health care system?
14) Please help me force every American to buy health insurance — whether they can afford it or not?
15) Please help me pay for my government take over of health care by taxing the young and the married?
16) Please help me empower the Secretary of HHS to put restrictions on Health Savings Accounts?
17) Please help me create a health care database that tracks gun ownership?
18) Please help me put the government in charge of rationing care, so we can set up those "Granny Death Panels" I've been denying are in the bill?
19) Please help me feed the moral arrogance of Democrats by allowing me to lecture you and the American people on health care one more time?

>>15 That's a loaded question.

Yeah, clear-cut situations tend to lend themselves to them.  "Say, if we stay outdoors after the sun goes down, won't it be dark?" is an equally "loaded question."  Your refusal to give an honest answer is noted, though.

>>Bill Moyers

Is as Red as a baboon's ass, an old New Deal Red from way, way back.

>>digging us further into this mess

What mess would that be?  The one in which people decide for themselves instead of unaccountable anonymous government bureaucrats deciding who gets treatment?

>>Counterpunch

Yawn.  More Reds, though this time Maoists instead of the Stalinist Moyers.

>>insurance monopolies

How is it that they're monopolies, again?  There are hundreds of competing companies.  I don't think that word means what you think it means, d00d.

>>Concerning your problem with "unelected government bureaucrats deciding who gets treatment and who doesn't": How would that be worse than the unelected insurance monopolist bureaucrats deciding who gets treatment and who doesn't?

Because, 1:  Now I am still allowed to switch insurance companies if I don't like my plan or my payments.

And 2, never was there a problem that government spending and government bureaucrats could not make worse.

Do you like going to the DMV?  Do you like waiting in line for six hours and filling out forms in triplicate, only to have Shoneequa (GS-12, baby! Even if she can't read or write, life is good for the non-firable illiterate sullen Affirmative Action twofers who seem to accumulate at the trough whenever the government starts shoveling other people's money around) slam the window shut when you get to the front of the line as she goes off for her fifth cigarette break since noon?  Imagine doing this when you have appendicitis.

How long do you suppose it'll be before the US government starts doing what it does in every other place where it is allowed to stick its nose into the tent, and imposes government-imposed racial quotas for, say, cancer or diabetes survival rates?  "We're sorry, Mr. Smith.  Too many honky muhfuggas have survived more than two years with your type of heart disease, and anyway in 2011-2014 you took too many hot showers and raised your own personal 'carbon footprint' is unsustainable for Mother Earth.  Enjoy your morphine--oh, wait, I stole it and gave it to my babydaddy."

>>backorder for organs

Because genetic tissue matching doesn't come up at all, no sir, it's just EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL CAPITALISTS BEING EEEEEEEEEEEVIL and twirling their EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL mustaches and laughing at the poor working-class, amirite guise?

>>blatant denial of the fact that euthanasia boards will be part of any implementation of socialized medicine

Look.  It's very simple.

Do you want it to be profitable for the hospital to keep you alive?

Or do you want to be a "cost," to be "controlled," as in every country that's ever gone down this road?

The unelected, unaccountable, anonymous government bureaucrats always accumulate like layer after layer of barnacles, and in this country it'll be even worse than anywhere in Europe because of the racial "diversity" spoils system that every government progam always turns into.  There'll be a panel of GS-13s overseen by a GS-17 to set policy for "diversity issues," a panel of GS-12s overseen by a GS-14 to investigate sustainable environmental policy implications of policy initiatives pertaining to resource management in the diverse workplace, soon it will be ten for every doctor, and then a hundred, and the Democrats will squeal like the Three Little Pigs and say it's all because those big bad evil Republicans wouldn't allow them to "fully fund" the program.

>>fanboyish squeeing over a laughable Presidential candidate from the corrupt Chicago machine who is not objectively qualified to manage a Denny's

Yawn.

What else you got?