Racism

I hate how racism turned around in this country. Blacks can say what they want, when they want and never fear anyone thinking about them as racists. I love cracking nigger jokes and shit, but never in public because black people hate me, and white liberals hate me even more. And everyone says , well blacks were oppressed so they deserve this much freedom. Fucking drop it, the blacks today weren't oppressed, just distance relatives. And judging how early they get pregnant, probably very very distant. I'm Polish and i don't sun german people for cracking polack jokes

A couple of scientists where conducting research as to if human could reproduce with monkeys and create a monkey/human hybrid.
In order to properly test this they needed a subject, they put out an advert in the local paper, "2000$ for sex with monkey".
A pole called them the same day and listed his conditions;
"I will not raise any hybrid children, my wife must not know anything about this. All the children concieved must be raised good catholics, and if i can pay you cash i am definately interested."

So what if people call you racist if you're white and comment on immigration and ghetto trash culture? No one is ever going to agree with you about everything, every truth lover knows this.

I'm white and say whatever I want, the only difference is I don't give a shit when some whiny hipster claims I'm racist. In fact I love it when they do because it means I can pull the "you're abusing the anti-racist movement by calling everyone and everything racist" card and look smart and awesome in front of everyone.