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swine flu to infect 2 billion people

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 6:31

maybe we should have listened tot he jews and muslims?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 12:47

This is just what the economy needs. A cull of the weak.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 13:28

This is the first step taken by the New World Order. Expect more.....

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 13:44

Mother Earth is fighting back against mankind! Go Gaia!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 22:43

What the fuck is this shit? It's just like the bird flu. It will not infect 2 billion people. It is a scam to get people to think "omg i might have swine flu!!!" And they go to the doctors and get medicine and the healthcare system makes more profits. That is it. There will be many more scares like this because it drives profits up. When the government says "omg we're all gonna die!" then you know it is under control and it's a ploy to get us to buy medicine and shit. The day they tell us a disease is of no concern and to stay calm that will be when shit hits the fan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 8:33

Oww man, it's the 70s all over again!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 8:45

This virus will probably not kill dozens of millions of people like the Spanish flu did (also a swine flu), but eventually it will happen. And if you're not a vegetarian, it will be YOUR fault.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 9:00

Site containing important information: http://www.influenza.tk/

BTW 2 billion seems like a mild exaggeration, but it's too soon to tell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 10:53

>>5
So god is on the payroll of pharmaceutical companies.

Name: wat 2009-04-27 12:07

wat u nigas r al liek actin a foo in dis hood mang liek y u guys gota be so liek tripin all da tiem

u just gota calm down and ull b ok
ok?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-27 16:21

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Name: pork soda 2009-04-27 16:52

7 people dead in Italy
4 in Spain
1 in Israel
It's spreading

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-27 19:57

The panicking masses are retarded.
The delusional conspiracy theorists are even more retarded.
The vegetarians are the most retarded of all.

Also, 80 laboratory-confirmed cases, 150+ attributed cases, and another 2500 possible cases as of now. Are we fucked? Doubtful, but possible.

If it does end up getting a LOT worse, our ability to avoid a Hollywood-esque virus-induced apocalypse will depend on how quickly world organizations can respond and how willing world leaders are to work together to do what is necessary. If it gets to that point, then yes, we are fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 13:47

>>12
Are we talking obese unbathed niggers here or perfectly healthy 23 year olds in the prime of their life getting ill and dropping dead a week later?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 19:09

Who's up for a trip to Madagascar?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 19:22

where to get an anonymus mask?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 5:54

Swine flu is just hype. We, as humans, like a little excitement in our life, so we enjoy believing fake pandemics like this. I haven't had the flu vaccine for god knows how long and this isn't going to be any different from any other year for me. Boo hoo, I'll have to sleep for a couple of days if someone coughs at me. Sure, when you're an unlucky bastard, you are in the risk of dying, but if you don't live in a third world country you can get medical treatment to help improve your odds, but again, it's just the flu. It's not some superflu that melts your brain, it's a mutated flu and that's it. Anyway, enjoy pissing yourself over minor things for a bit of excitement, guys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 6:26

>>14

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 8:07

>>15
Niggers have aids.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 8:53

>>20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 9:38

niggers niggers nifggers

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:03

>>22
What is a ``nifgger''?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:19

>>23
A typo of nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:23

>>24
I'm sorry sir, but that word is obsolete now. It has been replaced by the word President.

Name: !!J3plObUyzkpaJtH 2009-05-01 10:21

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Swine flu is just another Bird flu it will all be over with come September

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 10:22

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 10:22

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 11:29

Current research has established that the so-called "Swine Flu" was not, in fact, propogated by Mexicans having sex with pigs.  As such, officials have chosen to refer to it as the "H1N1 Flu" (pronounced 'Heiney Flu') to separate themselves from any alleged pigfuckery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 22:07

>>26-28
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 12:28

About 10% of mexicans who got infected have died so I think it's pretty serious.

Name: Miron 2009-05-20 13:31

Preventive from attack of improved new type swine flu
                                                              
     According to a information from the countless Space Blocks Control World peoples infected with the improved new type swine flu virus can prevent from its attack.
     The improved new type swine flu was scattered all over the world by the use of USAF's stealth fighters by the Illuminati, Bush-father & son, Ramsfeld and neocons. The scatter case of swine flu virus in Mexico City was the assassination operation of USA's president B. Obama and the coup d'etat operation in USA.
     But the Creators gave the aid for american peoples too.
     Each people infected with the improved new type swine flu virus need to take a bath over 43℃ for over 3 min.
     And after going out from the bath tub cool slowly the body by taking a cold shower to hands and legs what gives
safety. It is necessary to repeat such process 2-3 times to secure reliability of the treatment.
     The DNA of virus will be changed by heating what stops attack.
     Only present healthy peoples are able to try such method after infection.   
     Besides, sick persons of high blood pressure, etc. are not able to apply this method.
     We pray your health.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 14:41

Thank you, crazy conspiracy theory person.  Have you been sized up for your aluminum foil hat yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 2:26

In Jared Diamond's "Guns, Germs and Steel" he admits that aryans are genetically superior as they are immune to diseases that wipe out aztecs in droves. He is right and this is why swine flu only affects Mexicans.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 15:21

hola achi achiu couff couff sniff sniff

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 22:25

>>35
Sounds like you're in trouble Chachi.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 1:08

>>35
If nobody mentioned it, that was funny shit.  moocho hilaridad

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-25 13:56

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Name: scary 2010-01-18 7:55

SWINES FLEW IN TOP HATS SWINDLE

Glaxo is just a marketing hand
so who sold that vacc to the whole world carrying seeds of the next pandemic?
What state, what monster?
When failed, getting away to try again?
Like Oklahoma

your comment must be approved by

OH YEAH?

guess where all the internet monitoring flows to and you guessed where that vaccine maker sits


According to a list compiled by Dr. Patricia Doyle at rense.com, a host of strange ingredients are used to make up Hoffman-La Roche's anti-flu drug Tamiflu, which has recently been connected with bizarre behavior,

Patients using Tamiflu -- which many nations are stocking up on as a way to combat a possible pandemic of the deadly H5N1 bird flu -- reported delirium, hallucinations, delusions, convulsions, disturbed consciousness and abnormal behavior. The FDA reports that side effects reported with Tamiflu include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bronchitis, stomach pain, dizziness and headache.

ANTI-MONOPOLISTS VERY QUIET ON JUST ONE FIRM ''SERVING'' THE WHOLE WORLD

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 16:53

How nostalgic.
I remember when 2 billion people died of swine flu and the government started laughing at them all for not believing them.

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