Becoming a Judge?

Now my brother just had an argument with my mother and his girlfriend, they may even break up. But for some reason I love listening to them argue and decide which one won. He won mostly due to the opposing side never showing any evidence, just emotion. Then I thought about it. This could be my future profession. I need some information first.

What courses does one need to take in order to become a Judge? What kind of judge just listen to civil disputes and not the big cases like murder, rape, etc? I would like to even out the field a bit in cases like rape. Since innocent men often get accused by women who often fake it. But it'll just be boring to me for a long case trial.

Anyways, is this a good profession for me?

no, go kill yourself

I've gone through all the other text boards and then I googled and it looks like >>1 is an original post.
But WHY would anyone on /newpol/ ask for career advice?

>>4
Because like it or not. People have gotten advice from 4chan. /co/ claims to be love and thus gives it out when needed. Other boards have their moments. Not everyone on this website is like /b/, /newpol/, or /lounge/. Fuck even /img/ is helpful. Some people here have been helpful from what I've saw. So it's not entirely common for someone to ask advice here.

I'D LOVE to see a "CSI - Special Womens Unit", where they go after women filing false rape charges, women filing charges for petty things just to fuck with men they don't like, and women just being utter assholes just because they generally get away with it. I'd watch that.

I'd love to watch the women go:
"Judge, this guy raped me. He needs to get his ass raped in jail by your special covert prison rape forces."
"But we got this photage of you actually sucking his cock. How do you explain that?"
"I was forced to, okay?"
"...and we have two witnesses - your own family members in fact - who say they came over to pick you up, and that you refused to leave, and that you spent the night at his place AFTER that."
"I..."
"...AND we have your OWN testament that states that "Apart from him drugging and raping me, I had a lovely time.".
"I..."
"...and he actually broke up with YOU, since he found out that you were cheating on him."
"Nobody understands my pain! *sob, sob*"
"Filing false rape charges is a serious crime, miss, and you ain't gonna see the sun for a looong time. Take her away, and make sure that she gets treated by the S.C.P.R.F.."

>>4
That's true. But, why are you talking to yourself?

>>6
Thanks for pointing that out, I just noticed that I quoted myself.

>>1
Be a lawyer first dumbfuck. All judges start as lawyers. Look at some specific judges' resumes and lists of achievements. If it looks feasible go for it.

>>1

What courses does one need to take in order to become a Judge?
You have to be a Jew and/or become a Mason

/thread

>>9
What about all those nigger judges?

There's a segregated lodge for black people