Cosmic Bowling

....so my girlfriend says to me, "I'd like to wrap my lips around your big "stimulus package", if ya know what I mean..."

Cool story, now post it in /lounge/ instead. Also, thread reported.

http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/

wait, there's report button hidden somewhere on this page?

>>2
The story deals with politics, nipplehead.

Note the reference to the "stimulus package."

>>2
What in the fuck are you talking about? Clearly the OP's girlfriend is of the keynesian persuasion concerning economics.

Beware of people peddling phony stimulus packages

http://www.411-spyware.com/tag/obama-scam-site
http://www.thestandard.com/news/2009/02/04/facebook-overrun-bogus-stimulus-check-ads
http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/stimulus_package_stimulates_ne.php
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,487384,00.html
http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9127420&intsrc=hm_list
http://hourglass8.org/politics/general/100-facebook-advertising-internet-scams
http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/02/06/read-the-fine-print-on-the-government-grant-ad-on-facebook/
http://wafflesatnoon.com/2009/01/10/scam-alert-website-list/

>>6
Beware of Nigerians choppin yo dollah.*
fix'd

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