Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 2:39
... and love Obongo
I feel your pain, fellow Caucasians. Suddenly, you’re like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes. “It’s a mad house … A mad house!”
You’re thinking, “What the hell happened? Oh my God. We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell! You elected a nigger president!”
Welcome to the United States of APEmerica? In just 233 years, we’ve gone from King George … to Curious George.
Yes, our prez is a bi-racial trick baby, a sleazy two-bit street hustler, a jigging sambo puppet of the far left, shoe-horned into office during a financial meltdown with the help of cable news info-tainment, like MSNBC, with its cast of freaks including Chris “Pigboy” Matthews (a genetic fusion of hog and human) and Rachel Madcow, some bull-dyke Lesbo, etc.
Worse yet is Michelle, the American-hating First Sheeboon. In less than 50 years we’ve gone from Jackie O to Blackie O. This nappy headed ho’s worst problem will be getting mistaken for White House kitchen help.
And what's with her lower jaw? Can you say giant grouper? The Williams tennis sisters (or brothers) are more feminine than her. The Rutgers women's basketball team are all hotter than Michelle. She’s Tampa Bay wide receiver Maurice Stovall in drag.
But do not panic! Relax, my white brethren and sistren. Our race survived several ice ages, the bubonic plague, and Jimmy Carter -- and we will survive the Black House. Just keep in mind several points:
First, Obongo ain’t no real nigger. Lighter than the average Cuban, this high yellow’s racial background consists of the following: 50% white (mother, both sides), 43.25% Arabic (father, both sides), and 6.25% African Negro (father, one side, 1 generation removed). 12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law.
Secondly, a half-coon prez means that all those ghetto apes can no longer have an excuse when they fail … when they end up on welfare or in Folsom or in a wheel chair from a drive-by. They can’t whine, “Da white man be keepin a nigga down.”
The white race, in a magnanimous gesture of a master stooping to help a wretched slave, pulled something up out of the toilet, elevated it, and said, “take your shot, President Nigger.” Just as once, we sent niggers of the 54th Massachusetts Infantry to charge Fort Wagner. Did they take the fort? No. Will Obongo succeed? No. But we’re giving him the chance to charge the fort, to keep the coons happy.
Thus, from now on, when niggers fail, they’ll have nobody to blame but Mother Nature, for giving them a bullet shaped head containing a small, apoid brain and even smaller IQ.
But it gets better. During the term of Barack “Barry” Yomama, the economy will worsen, and the lives of niggers, already in the gutter of society, will get even worse. Their hopes dashed -- with no hope for no change nohow and out of excuses -- the nigger will finally realize that nothing can save them, and there is no hope for niggers.
Just be patient, white folks. Hail to the Zulu Chief.
I feel your pain, fellow Caucasians. Suddenly, you’re like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes. “It’s a mad house … A mad house!”
You’re thinking, “What the hell happened? Oh my God. We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell! You elected a nigger president!”
Welcome to the United States of APEmerica? In just 233 years, we’ve gone from King George … to Curious George.
Yes, our prez is a bi-racial trick baby, a sleazy two-bit street hustler, a jigging sambo puppet of the far left, shoe-horned into office during a financial meltdown with the help of cable news info-tainment, like MSNBC, with its cast of freaks including Chris “Pigboy” Matthews (a genetic fusion of hog and human) and Rachel Madcow, some bull-dyke Lesbo, etc.
Worse yet is Michelle, the American-hating First Sheeboon. In less than 50 years we’ve gone from Jackie O to Blackie O. This nappy headed ho’s worst problem will be getting mistaken for White House kitchen help.
And what's with her lower jaw? Can you say giant grouper? The Williams tennis sisters (or brothers) are more feminine than her. The Rutgers women's basketball team are all hotter than Michelle. She’s Tampa Bay wide receiver Maurice Stovall in drag.
But do not panic! Relax, my white brethren and sistren. Our race survived several ice ages, the bubonic plague, and Jimmy Carter -- and we will survive the Black House. Just keep in mind several points:
First, Obongo ain’t no real nigger. Lighter than the average Cuban, this high yellow’s racial background consists of the following: 50% white (mother, both sides), 43.25% Arabic (father, both sides), and 6.25% African Negro (father, one side, 1 generation removed). 12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law.
Secondly, a half-coon prez means that all those ghetto apes can no longer have an excuse when they fail … when they end up on welfare or in Folsom or in a wheel chair from a drive-by. They can’t whine, “Da white man be keepin a nigga down.”
The white race, in a magnanimous gesture of a master stooping to help a wretched slave, pulled something up out of the toilet, elevated it, and said, “take your shot, President Nigger.” Just as once, we sent niggers of the 54th Massachusetts Infantry to charge Fort Wagner. Did they take the fort? No. Will Obongo succeed? No. But we’re giving him the chance to charge the fort, to keep the coons happy.
Thus, from now on, when niggers fail, they’ll have nobody to blame but Mother Nature, for giving them a bullet shaped head containing a small, apoid brain and even smaller IQ.
But it gets better. During the term of Barack “Barry” Yomama, the economy will worsen, and the lives of niggers, already in the gutter of society, will get even worse. Their hopes dashed -- with no hope for no change nohow and out of excuses -- the nigger will finally realize that nothing can save them, and there is no hope for niggers.
Just be patient, white folks. Hail to the Zulu Chief.