We need to stop whining about the troubles of modern politics and fight back politically and economically. Beat them at their own game, fight fire with fire, and use the enemy's own tactics against him. First, start local non-profit organizations dedicated to an obscure cause and beg the government for grant money.
Next, start for profit corporations and only do business with those you trust. This is vital, meaning /newpol/ businesses cooperate with /newpol/ businesses to share resources and rise above the common man. Focus on free media, information, entertainment, finance, fast food, agribusiness and pharmaceuticals until the collective wealth of the /newpol/ business group is enough to lobby politicians for whatever laws best suit the interests of /newpol/. With this in mind, we will be able to alter domestic and international policy to our will.
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Anonymous2008-10-20 9:11
This will never happen, and you will die a virgin.
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Anonymous2008-10-20 9:18
Let me point out the most severe flaw of your cunning plan:
No one in /newpol/ agrees with anyone on anything and most of us are foreigners.
Shattered your dreams in one sentence AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous2008-10-20 9:52
On the contrary, competing businesses with competing ideologies will only foster growth at a faster pace
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Anonymous2008-10-20 10:36
In order to maximize tax benefits and hide behind religious free speech, claiming discrimination if criticized, and to gather under the pretense of religious identity, I suggest we become adherents of our own devout sect of amalgamated Flying Spaghetti Monster Subgenious Discordian Tarvuism, funneling acquisitions to a network of tax shelter charities. Sermons are held on Sundays at 3 am to an anonymous audience of thousands, establishing a revolving membership of over 10,000 (the required number to be recognized by the government as an actual religion).
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Anonymous2008-10-20 13:17
>>5
Starting your own religion and getting it recognized as such is almost impossible because of the privileges tied to that status. Why don't you just ask the CoS if you can open a branch in some backwater hick town where they won't bother you with their shit?
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Anonymous2008-10-20 15:44
I think we could get at least 9000 anonymous signatures saying yes, I believe this stuff. That's good enough to be official.
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Anonymous2008-10-21 14:27
I don't have much loyalty to /newpol/.
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Anonymous2008-10-21 15:40
/k/ would help more
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Anonymous2008-10-22 6:31
/k/'s idea of politics consists solely of how to declare war and how to accept an unconditional surrender. They might help to begin with, but if your intent is to achieve a limited set of objectives they are not the best choice.
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Anonymous2008-10-23 0:56
Why isn't there a business board?
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Anonymous2008-10-23 11:51
>>11
Everything related to money is serious business and we can't have that here, can we?
No, seriously, business boards suck ass. Most of the time you get people who're begging for money or advertising their crappy shops and ideas. And because of the competition everyone hates each other. It's like /b/ without the foul language and naughty pictures.
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Anonymous2008-10-26 0:07
So /newpol/ really can't do anything besides bitch and complain. Looks like I'll have to invest in China.
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Anonymous2008-10-26 16:23
In order for this to work, you would have to come up with a definition of "them" which is universally accpetable. Not going to happen.