The media has already determined that Obama is the Messiah. Don't you want to vote for the Messiah, and Savior of the nation? If you don't, you're gonna burn for eternity or something like that. Do you want to burn? Of course not. So VOTE OBAMA.
I hear Joe Biden is a pretty cool guy, eh maeks fun of republicants and doesn't afraid of anything!
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Anonymous2011-05-04 6:53
President Ron Paul is informed by the CIA about Osama bin Laden's location:
"What? Central Intelligence Agency? Sounds like an expensive socialist agency funded by tax-money stolen from our citizens, let's scrap that useless agency. What's going on? Did I take my Alzheimer medication already today? Oh yeah, that bin Laden guy. Special Forces? What? No, no, we'll let the free market solve the terrorism problem. Goddamn, I need to pee again."
President Obama is informed by the CIA about Osama bin Laden's location:
"Yo, time to bust some caps my niggaz."
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Anonymous2011-05-04 14:35
Vote Obama and he will address all the more unpopular issues he campaigned on in his second term. Since he won't have to worry about reelection.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 7:02
Just overheard this one on the radio:
"Bush tried to kill binLaden, he failed.
Obama tried to kill binLaden, he succeeded.
The moral of the story: you want someone dead, hire a black man."