Legalize Prostitution in the US

Especially with the dollar being so weak now..  please legalize Prostitution in the US

oh silly anonymous, that would make too much sense.
legalizing and regulating, maybe even taxing, prostitution would make it safer and put a huge dent in abuse and human trafficing, pointless arrests/imprisonment, and save millions of dollars that could be used to combat real crimes.  Who the fuck in their right mind would wanna do something like that?

There's no way the Fundie assholes and other demented prudes would allow prossies to be legalized.  And the police greatly enjoy the job security and, er, "fringe benefits", let me tell you!

PRIVATIYZ MY PENIS

BEKUZ OF EEVIL SOSHALISTS I KAN'T GET LAID - IF MY PENIS IS BOUGHT AND SOLD AS A COMMODITY GIRLS WILL SUCK IT AND THE INVISIBLE HAND WILL JERK IT OFF.

Also, BUSH IZ LEFT-WING SOSHALIST!!!

>>4
I lol'd

>>2
In Europe, it is, and it seems to be working out pretty well comparatively.

But oh, legalizing prostitution SENDS YOU TO SUPER-HELL and regulation is UNAMERICAN COMMUNIST SOCIALIST, riight...

>>6
yeah, that was kind of my point.

>>6
Where is this SUPER-HELL located?  Up my ass?  Considering the noxious fumes I've been emitting from that aperture in the last few days, I'd believe that one.

>>8
Considering the amount of things going in there, it's very probable that your asshole is super-hell indeed...

It's those gangbanging ghetto trash pimps that are keeping prostitution illegal. Whenever some hoe gets gutted and found in a trash can they pay some black community representative to go "we oppressed, we has so many problems, but oooh oooooooh yeah yeah we got soul, don't illegalise prostitution", the libfags lap it up and nothing happens.