Conservatism is sooooo dead

What is conservatism?  Belief in free markets, free people, and in the greatness of the American people and the American nation.   These principles are, in the eyes of people who aren't morons, fatuous slogans and overripe bullshit.

So conservatism, in short, is about wanking. Governments fuck up a lot, especially if you don't like governments. And that's it? Well, congratulations. You can see why any government elected on a platform of self-contempt would have trouble perpetuating itself. Of course, in reality, "conservative" politicians are not immune to the blandishments of power, as history rather spectacularly teaches us.

The real problem with "movement conservatism" is that it is reactive and deluded. Global warming is real. The Iraq war was a grotesque mistake. The mainstream media are not Democratic partisans. Gay marriage is not going to destroy America. And so on.

The real problem with "movement conservatism" is that the only people left who believe in it are completely crazy idiots.

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whatever.  even conservatives know conservatism is dead.  why do you think the republicunts put McCain forward for this election?  because they knew they would never win with dyed in the wool conservitards like Romney or Huckabee.  And even if McCain wins, he won't promote good old William Buckley values. 

look at where you stand. the evangelicals are increasingly nuts and are alienating the youth.  the ron paultards are hemorrhaging away from your party.  the economy is in the shitter so the middle class hates you.  even the military doesn't trust you guys now.  hispanics see that your anti-immigration sentiments have easily spilled into anti-latino sentiment.  Even Jenna Bush won't vote republican this year.