Conservatism is sooooo dead

What is conservatism?  Belief in free markets, free people, and in the greatness of the American people and the American nation.   These principles are, in the eyes of people who aren't morons, fatuous slogans and overripe bullshit.

So conservatism, in short, is about wanking. Governments fuck up a lot, especially if you don't like governments. And that's it? Well, congratulations. You can see why any government elected on a platform of self-contempt would have trouble perpetuating itself. Of course, in reality, "conservative" politicians are not immune to the blandishments of power, as history rather spectacularly teaches us.

The real problem with "movement conservatism" is that it is reactive and deluded. Global warming is real. The Iraq war was a grotesque mistake. The mainstream media are not Democratic partisans. Gay marriage is not going to destroy America. And so on.

The real problem with "movement conservatism" is that the only people left who believe in it are completely crazy idiots.

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The average conservative is so narrowminded that a millimetric twitch to the left in the right-wing corner corresponds to COMMUNIST in their spectrum formed by their ignorance, and the fact that they don't know the definitions and meanings of ideologies don't help at all.