Joe Biden: Secretary of State?

Joe Biden: Secretary of State?

ahh /newpol/ the scene of the slow motion grudge match

>>41
Two fucking days and that's all that pathetic little maggot can come up with.  BACKPEDAL A LITTLE FASTER, whydontcha?

This is pretty goddamn sad, all things considered.

>>40
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/

You might learn something.

>>43
Like how to copy and paste, like his staffers did, amirite?

>>43
LOOK AT HIS ECONOMIC POLICIES

"Economy

As president, Barack Obama will implement a 21st century economic agenda to help ensure that America can compete in a global economy, and ensure the middle class is thriving and growing. He will increase investments in infrastructure, energy independence, education, and research and development; modernize and simplify our tax code so it provides greater opportunity and relief to more Americans; and implement trade policies that benefit American workers and increase the export of American goods."

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE HE'LL FUCK UP THIS COUNTRY

>>45
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>45
LOL I don't think that statement could be any more generic.

>>47
Fucking your mom's pussy is pretty generic, but I still do it anyway.

>>45
Cry moar.

That copypasta basically says "If you elect me I will do Good Stuff."  That empty promise only goes back to, what, Millard Fillmore?

Is this really and truly the best you can do?  No wonder you keep talking about penises.

>>49
While his opponent has... oh, waiit

>>49
DUH, WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW IS HOW BADLY HE WILL ASSRAPE THE ECONOMY COMPARED TO THE OTHER CANDIDATE

a 21st century economic agenda = internets

ensure that America can compete in a global economy = mercantilism

ensure the middle class is thriving and growing = give future plumbers the opportunity to study liberal arts and sociology

increase investments in infrastructure, energy independence, education, and research and development = state monopolies

modernize and simplify our tax code so it provides greater opportunity and relief to more Americans = taxing minorities

implement trade policies that benefit American workers and increase the export of American goods= arbitrary tariffs and subsides

>>51
DERP DERP DERP LIBERTARYANIZM!!!! DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP COMPETISHUN MEANZ MERKANTILIZM I'M JUST THAT RETARDED DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP MIDDLE KLAS MEANS LIBRAL ARTS DERP DERP DERP STAAYT!!! STAYT BUTTRAPED ME AS A KID!!! I HATE RESEARCH, ENERGY INDEPENDENCE! I'M A RETARD THAT LOVES SUCKING CORPORATE COCK, THEREFORE ANTTHING GOOD IS EVIL BEKUZ ITS STAYT MONOPOLAH AND SOOSHLIST!!! DERP DERP DERP ALSO, BAWWW TARIFFS!!! I WISH EVERYONE WAS AS RETARDED AS ME SO RON PAWL WAS ELECTED AND I COULD ENJOY CORPORATE RAPE THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE DUE TO MY RETARDATION AND INDOCTRINATION DUE TO FAILED EDUCATION!!!

>>50
Try to keep up.

I asked for three, 3, only three, policy proposals Obama bin Laden has made that are in disagreement with anything in the Democratic Party Platform from 1974.

You've had several days now to come up with something other than DERP DERP DERP PENIS PENIS PENIS.

If I were you I'd STFU and GTFO and then possibly become an hero.  Or are you going to stick around and entertain us some more?  "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BRITNEY SHOULD B LEFT ALOAN, I MEAN OSAMA"

OMG OBAMA BIN LADEN SUXXAZ HIS EKONOMIC POLICY IS BAD OR SOMETHING, LIKE TOTALLY FROM THE 70'S, LET ME IGNORE THE COUNTERARGUMENTS AND CRY MORE

WOOP WOOP!  I'm all fired up!  WOOP WOOP!  Change!  WOOP WOOP!  Not the same tired old politics!  WOOP WOOP!  We can do it together!  WOOP WOOP!  I'm not your father's politician!  WOOP WOOP!  I'm new and improved!  WOOP WOOP!  You've never seen anyone like me before!  WOOP WOOP!

>>55
sup whiteboi

I don't know what's up around here, but I know what's down.

The number of posts from that pathetic crybaby who's been whining and pissing himself and BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWING in this thread ever since I made a little off-the-cuff joke in post >>3.

I guess he's feeling kind of pwned right now.  I CLAIM SPNAK