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http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/learn-all-you-need-know-436626.html

OP is pretty sad but the replies are funny.

I think I'm going to restart trolling stormfront. I'd forgotten how hilarious these loser could be.

Negros +1 Strength, -2 Wisdom...+5 for saving throw vs poison gas (from all the crack they smoke).

Negros also make excellent thieves. +2 ability to sneak when dark (due to natural camoflage). Also +2 ability when jumping a ravine, tree climbing, swinging from branches, you get the picture).

NEVER have a negro magic user in your party. Although they do exist they have a 90% chance of misfiring every spell when cast. If you encounter such a creature, best to knock him down and take his "Staff of Equality" which is provided to ALL negro magic users when the character is created. A blast from this staff will lower the targets intelligence to the level of the caster...area spell...obviously this staff is useless in the hands of white mages so sell it for the 100 gold pieces it is worth.

Jew -2 constitution, -2 strength. In a fight with a jew rolling a 1 means he begs for mercy and sticks a stilletto knife in your eye when you are dumb enough to help him up.

Jews get twenty percent off enchanted items at the "Ye Olde JEWery Shoppe" chain (which is jew owned IMHO)

Jews are forbidden to have "good" alignment. Chaotic Evil, Lawful Nutral, whatever as long as it isn't good/pious. They also cannot be fighters (for obvious reasons).

Jews have no saving throw against Lawful Good Clerical spells.

Whites get +1 to every ability when rolling.

The funniest shit I've heard in ages. lol

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Ok but don't forget to be bigotted towards some niggers and kikes to prove you are not a carefag.