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Need a name for a new megaconglomerate

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 22:22

I'm planning on starting a company that will spread its influence in a large number of corporate sectors, eventually achieving the power to influence nations and economies by its nigh unlimited wealth.  But first I need a name.  It has to be simple, generic, something that can be easily remembered and recognized.  Microsoft or Umbrella Corporation are some examples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 1:13

HYPERMEGACORP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 2:53

Mungford Group

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 4:54

Ownitall LLC

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 5:53

Concretivor

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 8:01

Lumos Inc.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-15 11:53

Zymurgy-Allende Gmbh

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 12:17

Mono-corp

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 13:06

KikeFlood Unlimited.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 13:08

>>7
It's GmbH, you uneducated swine

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 23:30

conglomerates have been fail since the 70's

Name: RedCream 2008-04-16 13:13

>>10
Thanks for the extremely minor correction, fuckface.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 17:40

>>12
Do you think that is minor? The fine nuances of the elegant German language are clearly above you.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-17 4:32

"Fine nuances" = Minor.

You just admitted it.  Your FAIL is obvious.  A barrel roll from you is NAO REQUIRED!  After all, you're such a fuckface, you may as well actually fuck your own goddamn face.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 8:47

>>14
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 11:45

>>14
Naturally, a vulgar colonial pleb like you could think that details are unimportant, it is because you can't comprehend their importance and elegance...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 12:38

You're all idiots.  The clear choice is Global Tetrahedron.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 15:54

GLOBAL TETRAHEDRON

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 17:13

Cyberdyne

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 17:26

MegaCock.

...it will be a fitting name

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-18 10:07

Enron

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 12:21

Timecube Inc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 19:51

Niggers, Inc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 22:54

Hershowitz, Horowitz, & Rabinowitz, L.L.P.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:31

Circle.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:32

d

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 4:18


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