Need a name for a new megaconglomerate

I'm planning on starting a company that will spread its influence in a large number of corporate sectors, eventually achieving the power to influence nations and economies by its nigh unlimited wealth.  But first I need a name.  It has to be simple, generic, something that can be easily remembered and recognized.  Microsoft or Umbrella Corporation are some examples.

"Fine nuances" = Minor.

You just admitted it.  Your FAIL is obvious.  A barrel roll from you is NAO REQUIRED!  After all, you're such a fuckface, you may as well actually fuck your own goddamn face.