When will the DOW hit 15,000?

I'm betting on NEVER.  14,000-something will be the all-time high.  Our grandchildren (if we ever survive long enough to have them) will learn know of this number and its significant association with the peak of capitalist American society.  They won't learn of the aftermath soon after the DOW retreated from 14,000 but will be told none of it was pretty in the coming years.

Moot could just collect all our social losses together into one big textboard:

http://dis.4chan.org/middleclass/

That way, ALL classes are account for:

1. The lower class doesn't even use the computer.
2. The [i]middle class[i] can chat away pointlessly on /middleclass/.
3. The upper class owns the network and can censor as needed.