When will the DOW hit 15,000?

I'm betting on NEVER.  14,000-something will be the all-time high.  Our grandchildren (if we ever survive long enough to have them) will learn know of this number and its significant association with the peak of capitalist American society.  They won't learn of the aftermath soon after the DOW retreated from 14,000 but will be told none of it was pretty in the coming years.

>house is NOT a producer. 

Poster is both unmarried and has never seen a pregnant woman first hand, nor has he watched a woman in labor giving birth to a child.

He is most likely a chauvinist, has several venereal diseases and shuffles women like cards and has a day job on the 50th floor of a faceless office building in manhattan and this is his lunch break.