When will the DOW hit 15,000?

I'm betting on NEVER.  14,000-something will be the all-time high.  Our grandchildren (if we ever survive long enough to have them) will learn know of this number and its significant association with the peak of capitalist American society.  They won't learn of the aftermath soon after the DOW retreated from 14,000 but will be told none of it was pretty in the coming years.

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Yeah, SURE you do.  How about:

http://dis.4chan.org/loser/

You middle class fucks think you're some savvy investors, but the wealthy PWN your wallets EVERY TIME.  Losers!  Keep your money in savings accounts and count yourselves lucky.  You can't do SHIT in the stock market.