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dumbest conspiracy theories you\'ve heard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 13:21 ID:tn3PU6vW

\"aids is not cause by a virus but by drugs that the government is secretly putting in homosexuals to get rid of them\"

Name: anon 2010-12-12 3:44

dumbest conspiracy theory....
that wikileaks is a false flag cia op

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 13:41

There are no democracies, just republics.  The Internet makes it possible for the first time to have a democracy, one person - one vote, no limitations on age or felon or whatever.  No need for governments at all, we are not all sheep and need shepherds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 17:35

humans have thetans attached to them because of Xenu. Wtf? Ill sue his ass.

Name: Awesome 2010-12-17 19:49

I'm so awesome, I am the smartest and hottest guy in the whole UNIVERSE!!!!! HECK, the universe isn't even big enough for my awesomeness!!!!!

Thanks for reading losers!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 8:24

dumbest conspiracy theory i've heard: that the mossad hits on iranian nuclear scientists is covert

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 17:53

That North Korea is starving its citizens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 22:41

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White people did inoculate black people with aids in Kinshasa, Congo with the strain they had discovered in one woman in the area. They did this to study her disease, this was some time mid 20th century I think, a little while after Kinshasa became Kinshasa again after it was Leopoldville under rule by King Leopold of Belgium... aka subjugation and slave labor and mass murder in the name of turning them into "civilized Christians" in the press at the time.

And we have turned people more sexual with White-man-style advertising (i.e. to Freudian-style mind tricks--selling you a hot girl on TV, not a beer from the gas station's cooler) in the richer nations, and those nations have used power and wealth that exists from their blatant colonial past to win in today's economy, leaving Brown People poorer in monetary and educational/cultural terms, and thus more likely to engage in risky behaviors including unprotected sex and IV drug use, and therefore more likely than White People to get the HIV and then Full Blown AIDS. And they get it earlier (as it spreads) and they get less treatment (cause they are poor) so they suffer more and die more than White People, all as Science plods toward a cure.

It's not a conspiracy per se, it's just Uncle Tom's Ghost and his grand-nephews and nieces who get elected to public office due to our shitty media, education, and campaign finance structure. Be glad you are not Black, and if you are Black, be glad you are reading this, cause at least now we are all this free.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 18:57

>>47
LOL. White man style advertising.
Blacks and Asians would NEVER use sex as a way to sell something, would they?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 18:32

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 23:57

>>47

>>48
Ya
Double lol at white mans advertising.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 3:50

Jew (by their own admission and boasting) does not equal White.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 4:20

>>51
Proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 4:26

Wish me good luck. I will go to Mexico in violation of their immigration laws and demand housing, employment, health care, education, etc... I won't speak a word of Spanish, I'll start a white power group whose stated objective is to conquer Mexico for the white race, and I will call myself an American-Mexican.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 10:38

>>52
He said
Jews does not equal White
What other proof do you need? It's all there. It's JEWS, that's not WHITE!!!

Name: synonymous 2010-12-22 12:44

4chan is a CIA front web

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 12:45

what is a jew?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 18:35

>>54
He need to cite his sources. I could say underground in Washington D.C. is a land full of rainbows and unicorns without sources and call it the truth too! That doesn't mean it's correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 23:11

>>48

No, not until the Imperialist Western (primarily WHITE) cultures first made the banking system needed to create consumer-driven economies, made the international governing bodies to facilitate world trade, and used Freudian psychology to sell people items they don't need by linking them to real desires that consumer culture does not fulfill.

Do you think advertising always existed in anything like its current form? Do you doubt that primarily White (and I include Jews in that but it's not really relevant) people invented and implemented the current way of doing it?

It's not the race but the ancestors' ambitions that I am against.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 12:31

Good thread bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 12:36

>>58
Yeah that's a pretty dumb conspiracy theory, only a total retard would even begin to contemplate this being true.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 18:21

>>58
Yes, having ancestors who had ambition has certainly made my life a lot harder.
I mean, I really wish my ancestors would have stayed cavemen because that would have made my life so much easier...

Do you see how stupid your dislike of ambition is?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 19:24

People with AIDS deserve it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 3:46

>>47
>White-man-style advertising
>to Freudian-style mind tricks
Don't you mean, jew style advertising?

>>58
>It's not the race but the ancestors' ambitions that I am against.
You are against the civilization that was brought to the world by whites? It doesn't matter what non-white you are, everything you enjoy in this modern world was developed and built by whites and their "ambition"

>>57
Jews do not consider themselves white. They are a race seperate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 20:46

>>19
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 5:39

bilderberg!   fucking alex jones cracks me up

Also Operation Vampire, which has been re-branded by the tea party...

on that note, The Tea Party no being related to the republicans, which is why all the tea party people vote GOP..

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 7:23

>>64
Doesn't mean I should believe shitty conspiracy theories about illuminati reptilian jew gray aliens.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 11:01

the most retarded conspiracy must be holocaust or spotify

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 21:17

>>67

My grandfather has numbers on his arm... You could see the pain and horror in his eyes, as he told the story of when they first got to Treblinka. Took his baby sister from their mothers arms and smashed her against the floor spilling her skull open. As the scarlet blood spread on the floor they shot his mother in the back of the head while she screamed... 

I hope a time machine is invented one day, I hope I can send people like you back in time to suffer as they did, if only to learn a very harsh lesson....

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 1:02

>>68

Oy vei it vas horrible. Dey fed us terrible food and ve had to vork 5 hours a day.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 11:46

>>68
Those are proven fictions you lying kike.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:13

>>69
>>70
Not 68, and not even Jewish, but learn some fucking respect, cocksuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:36

>>71
I agree, we should respect and celebrate the accomplishments of the Nazi-regime in its mission of removing the Jew cancer from Europe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:38

>>72
May you experience tragedy yourself. then perhaps you will have some compassion.
(Yes, that was a curse. Have fun, >>72)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:45

>>73
Every day that passes while the Jew is trying to destroy cultures all over the world is a tragedy for me. But you are somewhat right, mourning the repression and murder of Arabs by the Zionists is not enough. Perhaps I will donate to Hezbollah charities next Christmas. Actions, not words, are what count.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:49

>>74
People are people, dumbshit. By all means, care about Arabs. Why is it a contest of who suffers more? While you're at it, there's Armenians, Native Americans, Sudanese...
Get over your dumb racist bullshit, and join the real world. POwer-tripping assholes come from all races, and oppress all races.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 15:55

>>75
Ah yes, I forgot about all those Armenian bankers ruining the world economy, the Native Americans Fascists who are stealing swaths of land and ethnically cleansing them of infidels, and the legions of Sudanese Hollywood directors spewing propaganda 24/7.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:00

>>76
I know. I know you're really, really stupid, but read it again, and you will see that I'm making a parallel between Palestinians and Armenians, Native Americans, and Sudanese. In which parallel, by the way, the Palestinians have the better deal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:07

I laugh at dumbfucks that don;t know the difference between a Jew and a Israeli Zionist. Stupid Amerincans!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:38

>>77
It is you who are misunderstanding, I am making a parallel between the actions of repressed peoples like the Armenians, Native Americans and Sudanese who are not wallowing in a cult of victimhood like the Jews are, or using these various historical events as a justification for genocidal/apartheid policies today.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 17:34

>>79
It was my parallel first, dammit!

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