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G.I. Joe to Become Global Task Force in Film

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 5:57 ID:nBcXv7gm

G.I. Joe to Become Global Task Force in Movie

Say it ain't so, G.I. Joe.

Friday, September 07, 2007

The popular all-American comic-book military man and action figure dating back to the 1940s is undergoing a significant transformation for the Paramount Pictures-distributed "G.I. Joe" film, which begins production in February and is scheduled for release in summer 2009.

No longer will G.I. Joe be a U.S. Special Forces soldier, the "Real American Hero" who, in his glory days, single-handedly won World War II.

In the politically correct new millennium, G.I. Joe bears no resemblance to the original.

Paramount has confirmed that in the movie, the name G.I. Joe will become an acronym for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity" — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys. It will no longer stand for government issued, as in issued by the American government.

The studio won't elaborate, saying filming hasn't begun and details are still in the works, but the behind-the-scenes rumblings are that the producers have decided to change the nature of G.I. Joe in order to appeal to a wider, more international audience.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:41 ID:Tmw0bUVl

>>1
shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 19:13 ID:uOZzABx/

RON PAUL 2008

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 19:25 ID:zJ2hB3B+

single-handedly won World War II

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 3:27 ID:/4R0sXST

>>1
yo wtf chganging the gi joe...damn this country has gone hay wire with its media

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:26 ID:ei0OWwQT

What you didn't know: The US military discharged GI Joe after it found he had an affair with Ken. After they kicked him out Iraq and Afghanistan went down the toilet. True story.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 23:03 ID:dL4zNT3T

Jeez.  When are those Hollywood piheads going to realize that having our own country with its own heroes is great, and that internationalizing things like this is a slap in the face to the people whom G.I. Joe was made to represent - our heroes in the armed forces.  What's next, an illegal immigrant Captain America?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-11 1:34 ID:jQCAK2dZ

>>7
No, the regular version of Captain America was assassinated.  The Ultimate version of Captain America is a rightwingnut much in line with the thread's topic.

Hollywood is unlikely to make a Captain America movie now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 2:50 ID:HSuVuEo3

>>8
I dunno. They made "Weekend at Bernies". He could even run for President. Secret services job would be easier since Captain America is already dead.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-11 3:47 ID:jQCAK2dZ

>>9
Hmm.  That seems like troof.  Instead of a Secret Service, President Dead Captain America could only be attended by a taxidermist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 9:07 ID:TR46R4I5

>>10

And he may still make more informed decisions than our current administration.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 14:04 ID:GL0osxqe

DIVERSITY ALLOWS INFERIOR CULTURES TO CORRUPT THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

DIVERSITY IMPEDES PROGRESS, WHICH MEANS THE CURE FOR CANCER WILL TAKE LONGER TO DISCOVER

DIVERSITY CAUSES SUFFERRING, DIVERSITY IS EVIL

ALL LIBERALS THEREFORE MUST OPPOSETHE INSIDIOUS EVIL OF DIVERSITY OR THEY ARE RACIST BECAUSE MANY BLACK PEOPLE DIE OF CANCER

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 0:52 ID:Heaven

>>12
Sorry, we don't speak dumbfuck here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 3:44 ID:vyN5G1Ig

>>13
>>13
U R IGNANT

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