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Jew conspiracy laws.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 18:51 ID:wsGAJg6y

1: All Jews share exactly the same opinion. All Jews are zionists, all Jews believe holocause denial should be illegal and all Jews work with money/mathematics.

2: If you have 1 Jewish relative, no matter how distant and even if you have never talked to a Jew, you can be called a Jew.

3: If at least one "Jew" is involved in any organisation anywhere, anytime, that organisation is controlled by Jews.
3a: If an organisation has no Jewish workers/members it can still be controlled by Jews by proxy.

4: Jews always work together to exploit non-Jews. Jews in competing companies or even Jews in the armies of nations at war with each other are part of a complex plot to maintain Jewish supremacy.

5: No one can convert to Judaism if they do not have Jewish ancestors.
5a: All those people who converted to Judaism underwent gene transplant therapy till they had the genes of Jews.
5b: Jew is a race.

6: Hitler was a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 19:22 ID:Vc1nHdgr

If I may:

7: Every TV show must have at least one token Jew.

8: In any enumeration of religions in which more than two religions are mentioned, Judaism must be one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 19:37 ID:cD6LmzPE

>>1
Here's the real Jewish conspiracy you are partaking in:

Grossly exaggerating the arguments of anti-Zionists and then proceeding to mock those exaggerated arguments. A well known strawman and logical fallacy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 0:45 ID:zqo9vfh4

>>1
wow you cant be any more decived then that...all your little assumptions by the way are wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 10:50 ID:IaSaUduK

>>2
lol
>>3
lol
>>4
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 10:54 ID:HWmBW+tq

>>1-5
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 10:54 ID:Oou8KMmt

>>2
lol
>>3
lol
>>4
lol
>>5
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 11:17 ID:HWmBW+tq

>>2-8

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 15:37 ID:S1cwBoPH

>>9
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-21 0:47 ID:vtYhMZn1

I think the OP is a Jew who wants to portray people who dissent to Jew behaviors as dumb and moronic.

And it's true, you can't be a Jew if you don't have Jew genes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-21 13:47 ID:+8caGsfT

>>10
Grade A*!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-21 13:56 ID:w/B0yMbN

I have plenty of Jew genes, can i be a Jew now?

And does it count if the genes are in a Jew skull in the fridge?

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