COMMUNISM WORKS!

In theory

OMG SIMPSONS LOL ^^ YES YES COMMUNISM GOOD LOL LISA IS SO SMART AND SHE IS LIKE THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON AND ALL AND SHE IS A COMMUNIST TOO

Lisa is not a communist dumbass she's a buddhist

Haven't you read the manga where the girls hold in their shits and as a result their shits turn into some concrete-like substance and get stuck just inside their assholes and fill up all their insides? Then they take to hacking their sphincters with razor blades (and unravelling their intestines out, filled with rock-solid shit) or put little sticks of dynamite in-between their assholes and the tightly packed shit and blow most of their lower bodies off. Later a little girl with only stumps for limbs crawls over to her sister and tries to nibble all the hard shit out of her anus for her.

>>1
>> On a small scale

fixed.

The problem is its impossible to control finances on a national scale while keeping everything fair and equal without losing too many freedoms.

So keep the communes small and have nation sized alliances for trade and defense etc.

>>4
sauce pls

>>5
What if a commune says "I'm not paying any tax, not even to pay for armies, we should ask our enemies to be nice and they will because we are living in a fantasy world, fuck you fascist"?

>>7

which is why communism was an international world-wide movement, if there are no states at all, there's noone to protect yourself from.

also there are several examples in france of cities saying "fuck you" and becoming autonomous communes(not completely a commune in the communist way), and they were all defeated by the french state.

>>3
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Communism works. All you have to do is kill, imprision, deport, or exile anyone who isnt in enthusiastic agreement. A poifect society.

hey china's doin pretty fuckin good damn chinks

>>8
What if a commune says "I am merely indoctrinating hundreds of young men and arming them with assault rifles because it is part of our culture that you are being disrespectful of, racist. Also we are merely pointing these weapons at our neighbour's heads and making vibrations in the air using our mouths that may sound like threats to them, but it is part of our culture that has been long oppressed by YOU, there is no connection between this element of our CULTURE that you racists are trying to oppress and the fact they are sharing much of their wealth with us even though they are living in poverty. So you should shut the fuck up and let us do whatever the fuck we want."?

>>11
Not due to communism though is it.

>>12
then what? it's a utopia, noone would want to disrupt that.

>>14
They would be motivated to disrupt it due to personal gain.

>>15
what personal gain? they have everything they'd ever want.

>>16
lol

Depends on what you mean by "works". Even in a theoretical non-collapsing communism people would still not be free. I wouldn't like it.

All ideologies work in theory

>>19
No they don't.

FREEDOM IS TYRANNY

There's a monopoly on the means of production. If everyone had access to it, truly if would be "talent equals wealth". But it isn't.

>>12
Then chances are your leader's name is Mugabe. And if you're a white farmer, you're a red herring.

Carl Menger comepletely demolished the entire communist ideology a hundred years ago. It doesn't even work in theory, because the basic premises are still all wrong.

It's a stupid Simpsons quote for fucks sake.
I case you don't watch this show: It was said by Homer, a brain-dead lardass.