A democrat, a libertarian and a republican walk into a bar. The democrat orders a european beer and says "It is more costly, but I can be sure they have met trading standards.". The republican orders a budweiser and says "This is a true american beer, budweiser is a legitimate business arrangement that is succesful through maintaining high standards and quality". The libertarian was busy drinking their beers, when he is finnished he pulls out a revolver and gets them to kneel in front of him whilst he pisses on their face. The democrat says "You are not a moral representative of your party" and is subsequently kicked in the face, the republican wisely shuts the fuck up until the libertarian is finnished. The libertarian leaves, hops back into his pick up truck and drives back to his trailer to drink a few tax-free home brewed beers and roast up some steaks with better company.