>>1
i do not want to have sex with an email address. especially not a hotmail address. hotmail just gives it away to anyone who asks, do you have any idea how many venereal diseases i would have to contend with? too messy.
and besides, i am saving myself for marriage. this is a choice i made years ago for moral and ethical reasons, and has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a fat and lazy computer nerd with no social skills. so please take your hedonistic email promiscuity elsewhere.