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I like Karl Marx

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 7:10 ID:sbrQfok8

I like Karl because he is a marxist like me, except he has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Karl also likes socio-economics and he is smart. And there are communist chicks who followed him and that's good because I like communists and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Karl is like my hero he has a :-|= beard and tache, I love that. He is also nice why aren't people today nice!? I got into arguments a lot of times but I love Karl and he wouldn't agree with me because he's so nice and cool.

We would discuss the social injustices perpetrated by capitalists, how to unite the workers of the world all day and watch Invader Zim and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with a communist chick because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 13:13 ID:H9LE+9KS

We should love being imitated.  That's when you know your message got in deep like a harpoon's barb.

At any rate, as soon as you start mentioning that perhaps all this financial crime should stop, the Hypercapitalists pop outta the woodwork and start Karl-Marx-ing this and Vladimir-Lenin-ing that.  It's very strange.  It's like they're afraid of something ... like sensibly regulated capitalism.

Notice they never mention how the US Government constantly welfares up corporations, producing all the effective Socialism you can shake a stick at.  They like that since it is allegedly good for their stock portfolios (well, not really, but they're too stupid to realize that), but will not tolerate anybody who says different.

Marxism is not the opposite of corporate welfare; it's the same.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 13:30 ID:dmT25y0a

His kids commited suicide becuse he sucked.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 13:41 ID:sbrQfok8

I attend gay orgies.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 13:50 ID:H9LE+9KS

And that's perfectly fine, RedCream Clone #1/#4/sbrQfok8.  Gay orgies are perfectly legal, and amongst consenting adults they are perfectly moral, too.  Be proud of being independent and for having your own interests, Clone.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 15:25 ID:n5oS4nbi

Posters #1-#5, you are all imitators (yes even #3), im the real RedCream! And i love being imitated, since that must mean the doctors diagnosis about ADHD is completly false! Im popular and my days as a virgin shall soon end! In the mean time, do you know why libertarianism is so infallible? Its because its american, it was devised by George Washington, scientificly hidden in the constitution using lemon juice and only we libertarians realize this since we are so darn smart! And no, i dont wanna hear moar about that thing you call reality, leave me alone. And Karl Marx was a capitalist nazi bolshevik, just like the king of myanmar and george bush. Darn, where did i put my pills...

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 15:46 ID:eLacghIc

I'm the real Shady!

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 15:55 ID:oO+qgMag

Penis

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 16:24 ID:JGQJ3lu5

The best imitation is when the imitator insists that he's the real one.  I'm still honored and, literally, I can't get enough of this.  So ... lay on, MacDuff!  And damned be he that cries 'hold, enough'!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 16:58 ID:Heaven

libertard troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 17:37 ID:sbrQfok8

RedCream, I think you are having a seizure or a fit or something. You need to calm down and get help.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-25 22:21 ID:5V2suFV5

#11, which RedCream are you referring to?  There are at least 3 on this thread alone.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 22:56 ID:yQFJZJOB

poseur communists wouldn't last a day in the ice-cold gulag with a slice of bread a day.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-26 4:12 ID:vaqWvD7r

I once sucked the shit out of an asshole.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-26 8:18 ID:Heaven

>>13
Neither would armchair warrior hawks last a second in Bagdad nor would they not be able to hold their bowels under the torture in Camp X-Ray.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 15:13 ID:2Um5UgIG

>>15
What about the warrior hawks not in armchairs?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 16:10 ID:bpQ+dLe4

>>16
What about the real communists not in ice-cold gulags?

Name: aznrage 2007-07-26 21:54 ID:xHUIbivv

>>16
>>17

We are assuming most people today?

They == FUCKED in so many quick and memorable fashions should shit ==> fan.

Name: aznrage 2007-07-26 21:55 ID:xHUIbivv

also, fuck commies. Better Red than Dead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 6:25 ID:MweV91yL

>>19

aznrage is angry about asia lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 7:32 ID:8Q/N1YRi

>>17
They still put people in gulags. Now what about the war hawks who enjoy seeing people killed and brutalised?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 7:33 ID:8Q/N1YRi

>>19
Shouldn't that be "better dead than red"?

Name: aznrage 2007-07-27 11:34 ID:Z6uJZ901

>>22

Glad you caught that ;)

>>20

Damn commies! Get off my lawn!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 12:23 ID:qv2pgxNf

"I'm not a Marxist." - Karl Marx

Name: RedCream 2007-07-27 16:10 ID:MOmxGxuH

#23, the sad thing is that the Commies got the fuck off your lawn and ended up in your school system, city hall and courthouse.  You'd have been a lot better off if they had stayed on your lawn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 16:18 ID:PgKoiFQE

>>24
Stalin didn't subscribe to his philosophy of "not living in opulent splendour at the expense of millions starving to death in the collective farms of your making" either.

Name: Comrade Damon 2007-07-27 16:56 ID:DosbR5by

We are everywhere.
Reds 4ever

Name: aznrage 2007-07-27 23:04 ID:Z6uJZ901

>>25

Why? Easier to hit?

Name: RedCream 2007-07-28 12:52 ID:+LUDZxVn

#28, no, not because it makes the Commies easier to hit.  Remember that shooting Commies on your lawn is MURDER under the law of the United States.  Just like those rednecks fuckholes who, after 911, went on a killing spree after Arabic shopkeepers and such, you'd deserve to be arrested, tried and summarily jailed for being a murderous cocksnacker.

No, the Commies should be "on your lawn" since they can remain in the public demonstration arena, instead of working their sick little ways behind the many scenes in offices under the aegis of AUTHORITY.

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