College aged conservatives are retarded

They're either hypocrites (every college kid does drugs) or they have a giant stick shoved so far up their asses that it'll be there for the rest of their loves.

Me:
- In college
- Not doing drugs
- No stick up my ass
- I just prefer not to have the government rape the shit out of my income to redistribute it to people who may not deserve it.  I'd prefer it if other people would learn how the fuck to take care of themselves rather than hope for some cradle to grave government bureaucracy take care of everything.