Carbon Credits

Carbon Credits are the indulgences of the 21st century. If they really wanted to clean up the environment, they wouldn't sell ANYTHING you could buy to keep polluting. They'd actually MAKE you stop polluting.

it's not our government's job to force you to be environmental friendly.  it's my job to shoot you in the fucking face in an alley if you don't.

there, now it's in your best interest.