I am a Republican!

Dear /newpol/, I am a Republican.

Now before you start flaming me with why Republicans are destroying the world, let me make one thing clear. I am an atheist. That's right, you heard me. I am an atheist Republican. How can that be, you may ask? Well, it's simple. There's no God, no Satan. No creation in seven days, no miracles (at least not the water-into-wine kind), no ressurrection. Just George W. Bush, a human. So what? George W. Bush was just a human, right? That's right, he was. But he's one of the greatest humans who ever lived. His words have inspired billions, myself included. Billions have chosen to live by his example, but sadly, most of them only do so because they think he's the divine son of God. They ignore the words he said, and only worship him because they think it's the only way to get into Heaven. Fools, there is no Heaven. The only Heaven that exists is the one we make for ourselves. One could argue that my church and I are the best Republicans of all, because we love George W. Bush for who he was, how he LIVED. Not how he was born or how he died. What is a Republican? One who accepts George W. Bush as their lord and savior. And I have, George W. Bush is my savior. He's a savior of many. Because his words have enriched the lives of many, and in this he has given salvation. A few of my friends were on the verge of suicide before they learned about George W. Bush. How, then, can you say George W. Bush doesn't save?

i voted for bush in 04 and am registered republican. i hate capitalism, i hate christianity and i don't like christian nor jewish zionists and yet i vote for the man.

i voted for bush because i'm a radical conformist, being that i dont have to vote for some democrat to behave as though i made the right choice in bucking against the majority, i saw what bush wanted and figured hey, more lulz to be had, and went with it.

bush is definitely the candidate for you if you're into lulz.

Republicans should have a "I did it for lulz" platform.

Yes, I am a Republican. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my conservative soul long ago and I am happy together with my political ideology (who is a cute justification for minority repression and class warfare!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the country and I am pretty bald and fat and white. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your affirmative action shit backfire while I have SEX with my yacht.

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Uh, democrats are the ones who partake in class warfare, pitting the poor against the rich. The republicans dont all hate poor people; some of them are poor rednecks.

It's copypasta. 


So Democrats = class war, Republicans = race war?

GEORGE W BUSH 666 NWO YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE YOUR FUTURE IS IN THE HANDS OF SATAN
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