Capitalism

Capitalism kicks ass! Now that I'm rich, I don't have to work, and since there are no taxes on the rich, I can just keep making more and more money without any idea of what to do with it! Nevermind the fact that other people need this money more then I do, it's mine, and I deserve to keep it, even though I'll just use it to buy things which I don't need, then keep the rest for my son to inherit, so he doesn't have to do any work either!

The problem with capitalism is clearly the poor. They are so lazy and stupid (their laziness and stupidity being completely their fault) that they cant pull themselves up by their bootstraps like good Americans. We should deport all of them to Mexico.