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They should draft 4chan users

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 22:12 ID:mPpPX42x

into the Military..

I heard fapping is banned in the Military..  now let's see how long you can go without your favourite drug.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 22:23 ID:MK1dewOG

>>1
Says the retard on 4chan...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 1:41 ID:C7lAIxju

I'm a gun nut; I'd gladly go to the military.
In fact, I'd have become a professinal soldier if it weren't for a stupid bitch at the medical examination.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 4:06 ID:OAGag8+g

It's never lupus

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 5:46 ID:iLdSdVC+

>>3
You're fat dude. Get over it already.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 8:53 ID:Heaven

>>5

swing and a miss, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 11:59 ID:n+++lGXY

>>1
Guess why it's banned? Pimps made them ban fapping. 4chan users would probably be better off in the military since they would learn discipline, actually have a job and get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:52 ID:Heaven

>>3,6
Well that's a coward's lie.
The American military will take drug addicts, criminals, foreigners and retards.
Unless your a quadriplegic hemophiliac, I doubt it's a challenge to join up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 19:10 ID:1aHUSAY4

>>8

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:34 ID:Heaven

>>8

It wasn't the American military I was going to join.
However, as a foreigner it's not that easy because if're not a Mexican you need a green card which you only get through a lottery.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 1:11 ID:vhFlhGfu

Fapping is banned? how the hell do they enforce that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 5:35 ID:jSwqTzNW

>>11
With arbitrary spanking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 5:58 ID:PYk29RZR

>>10
Give it time. They'll accept the quadriplegic hemophiliac's and before illegals anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 5:59 ID:PYk29RZR

and before? wtf am i smoking?! oh right...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 15:11 ID:sn1N6RA0

4channers are obese and lazy and stupid. They'd be terrible soldiers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 19:53 ID:vMw7S7bj

>>10
Actully recruitment officers can and more often than not will help you cheat with the greencard - if you're army material, that is.

Fellow swede and friend of mine did this a year ago or so, he's atm in Iraq serving in some mechanized unit.
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