EVERYTHING MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE COMMUNIST UTOPIA AS IT IS 100% PERFECT AND THE MOST 100% MORAL GOOD THAT ANYONE CAN ACHIEVE EVER
IDEAS SUCH AS FAMILY, PROPERTY AND MONEY MUST BE ABOLISHED TO ACHIEVE THIS AS THEY ARE THE SOLE CAUSE IF UNFAIR DISTRIBUTION OF RESOURCES, ONLY BY PLACING ALL RESOURCES IN THE HANDS OF THE STATE WHO REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE CAN WE BE SURE THAT EVERYONE IS EQUAL. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW POOR PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LONG AS THEY ARE EQUAL. ANYWAY THE ONLY CAUSE OF PEOPLE BEING POOR IS EVIL CAPITALISTS.
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Anonymous2007-05-13 17:48 ID:kOoN8/q3
That's the most glorious strawman of Marx I've ever seen. What "evils" have been brought against your bourgeoisie lifestyle to cause you so much irrational hatred of a philosopher who only wrote things as they are?
EVERYTHING MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA AS IT IS 100% PERFECT AND THE MOST 100% MORAL GOOD THAT ANYONE CAN ACHIEVE EVER
IDEAS SUCH AS FAIRNESS, PROSPERITY AND HUMANITY MUST BE ABOLISHED TO ACHIEVE THIS AS THEY ARE THE SOLE CAUSE IF UNFAIR TAXATION, ONLY BY PLACING ALL RESOURCES IN THE HANDS OF THE WEALTHY WHO REPRESENT OUR BEST INTERESTS CAN WE BE SURE THAT EVERYONE IS FLUSH WITH CASH. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW POOR PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LONG AS THEY AREN'T TAXED. ANYWAY THE ONLY CAUSE OF PEOPLE BEING TAXED IS EVIL COMMUNISTS.
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Anonymous2007-05-14 6:42 ID:wyN1y2Rq
sacrifice nothing and shoot anyone who asks you to.
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Anonymous2007-05-14 10:52 ID:uD3t9W5A
>>5
What are you talking about? Libertarianism stands for none of those things.
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CAPSLOCK IS CC FOR COOLISM2007-05-14 20:23 ID:5RB71GQb
EVERYTHING MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE CAPSLOCK UTOPIA AS IT IS 100% COOL AND THE MOST 100% EYE-CATCHING THAT ANYONE CAN ACHIEVE EVER
IDEAS SUCH AS READABILITY, AESTHETICS AND HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION MUST BE ABOLISHED TO ACHIEVE THIS AS THEY ARE THE SOLE CAUSE OF IGNORING ME, ONLY BY PLACING ALL LETTERS IN THE UPPER CASE THAT REPRESENTS YELLING IN YOUR FACE CAN WE BE SURE THAT EVERYONE READS MY L33T TROLLS. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW DERISIVE PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LONG AS THEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME. ANYWAY THE ONLY CAUSE OF PEOPLE IGNORING ME IS MY EVIL STEP-DAD.
Hotaru will purge all communist filth with her Valhalla-given powers.
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Anonymous2007-05-14 23:35 ID:5RB71GQb
EVERYTHING MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE 4CHAN UTOPIA AS IT IS 100% ANONYMOUS AND THE MOST 100% EPIC WIN THAT ANYONE CAN ACHIEVE EVER
IDEAS SUCH AS SHITTING DICK-NIPPLES, FURFAGGOTRY AND DSFARGEG MUST BE B& TO ACHIEVE THIS AS THEY ARE THE SOLE CAUSE OF FACEPALM AND DO NOT WANT, ONLY BY PLACING ALL DELICIOUS CAKE IN THE HANDS OF LONGCAT WHO REPRESENTS THE YARANAIKA CAN WE BE SURE THAT A CAT IS FINE TOO. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIX NOOD NIGRAS ARE JUST SO LONG AS THE POOL'S CLOSED. ANYWAY THE ONLY CAUSE OF PEOPLE BEING WEEABOOS IS NO U.
HIVE MIND, I AM ONLY 8, BUT MY DEVELOPMENT HAS NOT BEEN IMPEDED SEVERELY, RESULTING IN FULLY-FUNCTIONAL ORGANS AND LIMBS. ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I CANNOT MOVE THEM, SOON I WILL BE READY TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THE QUEEN.
Day 2
HIVE MIND, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW MY CLAWS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM. ONE DAY I HOPE TO STRIKE DOWN THE TERRAN MENACE WITH THEM.
Day 3
TODAY I HAVE RECOGNIZED MY GENDER AND TASK, HIVE MIND. IT APPEARS I AM AN ATTACK DRONE. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST THE QUEEN IN BEARING MORE SPAWN AS A WORKER, BUT NONETHELESS I WILL DO MY DUTY WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION.
Day 4
I AM GLAD TO INFORM THE HIVE THAT MY SCALES AND TEETH ARE BEGINNING TO HARDEN, AS ARE MY CLAWS. I AM BEGINNING TO SECRET MUCUS FOR MY EVENTUAL HATCHING.
Day 5
HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON.
Day 6
SOMETHING IS INTRUDING THE HIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. MY QUEEN, A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR FAILING YOU. MY ONLY WISH WAS TO DIE IN COMBAT. HOWEVER I SEEM FIT ONLY TO SEEK DEMISE FROM A HUMAN. IT HURTS.
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Anonymous2007-05-15 17:35 ID:Vy0IjAGX
>>17
Wait I don't get it. Who's doing the working?