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Confess crimes you never got caught for

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 12:42 ID:hH/kIlGc

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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 12:45 ID:DP9evoz8

Breaking into tons of abandoned houses and jacking them for all the good things inside. Nuttin too serious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 13:01 ID:xDYmxhdE

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 13:33 ID:A/giHNI5

On my 16th birthday I had sex with my girlfriend, who was 15 at the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 22:53 ID:Heaven

I jaywalked yesterday.

I feel so guilty, but it's good to get this weight off my shoulders.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-09 23:57 ID:8t+xeFvt

42ing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-10 2:07 ID:3UFIvOxD

I never seed torrents after I've finished downloading.

Name: li 2010-12-09 14:30

recently found out my boyfriend cheated on me , i want revenge and no he likes to dress girly i told him i wanted real man and not a sissy pantyboy , if anyone wants to lau cheated gh at him it mn.ryan @yahoo.ie

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 16:08

I can't go to work unless im stoned.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 16:45

I troll this board quite frequently.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 16:56

I have a computer that I'm using right now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 17:30

I denied the holocaust

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 17:45

I caused the holocaust

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:00

I died in the holocaust

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 18:37

Trespassing, vandalism (accidental).

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 20:02

I smuggled gum into Singapore and I *chewed* it

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 3:23

I took a piss on the side of a road during a traffic jam.

Girls got <i>very</i> horny when looking at my 10 inch dong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 15:52

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthafuka
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
he used to have a house car and golden rings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
he must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the nigga on the street and straight took his ass out
Now I'm wanted for a murder that I had to commit

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 19:25

I took a 2p white chocolate mouse from the pick and mix stand without paying for it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-16 12:17

smuggled 100 grams of weed cross boarders

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 16:51

I showed my penis in front of the police because they asked me if I had any more piercings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 16:52

I showed my p-nis in front of the police because they asked me if I had any more piercings.

Name: Brian 2010-12-18 17:39

I raped 10 little children. I live in Dallas Texas. spam me so we can talk some more. And if you guys have any little children that live in lakewood, dallas, texas, email me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 0:07

I filmed a guitar player, now the police want me dead.  There are no civil liberties in the usa, gutless republic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 7:11

>>24
You are scum.
You should be imprisoned for at least a year.

It was against the law, what you did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 16:02

>>24
Lol why? Talk about a police state.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 19:18

I read an entire book while sitting in a book store.
And I didn't even pay for it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 19:25

>>27
A lot of people on here should start reading books too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 6:39

I'm Pedobear

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 11:05

I done hanged me some niggers good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 18:36

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 20:01

My gf didn't want to take the pill, so I assraped her to make her change her mind

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 21:15

>>33
that's not a crime, u were in a relation with her

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 18:49

>>32
No matter how many times you link to /b/, a nigger will still be noosed to a tree in Mississippi, swinging lightly in the breeze.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 21:43

>>35
pics or it didnt happen lying FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 22:45

Way back when I was five. This girl I knew that was fore and she was showing me her holes I said my you girls ave more holes then siss cheese and I assrape her with a pair of scizzors. She would not be my friend after that???!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 22:49

>>36
This. Far right-wingers are pansy cowards that wouldn't have the guts to do that shit anyway. Hell, even when they had some semblance of balls, their idol they worship committed suicide when the going got tough. Shows you just how pathetic it really all is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 22:56

>>37
read like forrest gump ha!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 23:36

its not a crime yet but I paln to build robots that build killer robots to take you all over and make you all my SLAVES!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 1:08

>>36
>>38
You'll never find the body.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 15:15

>>41
That's what Edgar Ray Killen thought too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 13:10

xDYmxhdE

YOU! That was my FATHER!

no, not really. but I am from reno. Good on you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 18:03

I killed cotten eyed joe

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 21:03

I fucked cotten eyeed joe

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 7:31

I hate women. If you didn’t have delicious vaginas, you’d be stoned to death immediately. You are all deceitful whores!

I also raeps Mudkips.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 20:42

I also raeps Mudkips
That's a crime?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 22:34

As the protector of such kips, Anonymous will never let this stand

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 19:00

I waka my penis in grandma's underwear drawer

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 2:48

I killed a puppy and it made me giggle

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 2:38

I am 50 and once helped Jared at the super market Jared It seemed like an ordinary day in AZ when Jared happened upon a Stupmarket, where we stopped to enjoy a delicious frozen treat. But Jared had no way of knowing he was about to experience the sort of trauma that pushes one into the realm of supervillainy.

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