Don't worry, you'll get to know them well soon enough, with force by China, if necessary.
Here's a small list of Chinese things you'll enjoy in the near future:
-Organ harvesting.
-Forced Sterilization on females if it is known they had more than 1 baby
-If it's a female baby, kill it. It's useless, we want a male one.
-Mobile execution vans.
-Media and Internet censorship
-"Re-education" camps. You go there if you criticize the government. Learning is fun. They'll force you to learn, if necessary.
-Outright animal abuse.
-Outright human abuse, for that matter.
-If you're a Falun Gong member (a religion), then you will disappear. Where and why and what happens? WHO KNOWS???
-Just don't mess what the authority and the government in general. If you do, you just might find yourself lying in your own blood by a surprise attack by government goons sent to hunt you down.
-I don't know of any specific examples, but I'm sure the Chinese government is very good at torture.
-Feel free to add to the list.
Conclusion?
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER!
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Anonymous2007-04-30 11:40 ID:yxz4Cwv0
Rubbish. That's rubbish.
Totar and absorute rubbish. You rearry betta ger your fakusu sraight befo' coming here and rying arout Chrina, it's rabsourutery rawfulrararararararararararararararararararararara
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Anonymous2007-04-30 11:44 ID:8htWzWZk
>>2
Thats a scooby-doo accent, not a chinese one. RUT ROH!
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Anonymous2007-04-30 12:03 ID:yxz4Cwv0
>>3
Hey, asshole, don't tell me how to do a chinese accent ok? You know why?
COS RI AM CHRINESE, SERIROUSRY, RIGHT-REFT-RIGHT-REFT-RIGHT-REFT, RARARARARARA
If this impossible scenario ever happened I'd lobby my politicians to sterilize the Earth with our vast array of nuclear weapons and deny the slanty-eyed ones their prize.
Either that, or plant bombs on the street for Chinks. Or failing THAT, strap myself with explosives and become An Hero next to one of their patrols.
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Anonymous2007-05-05 0:53 ID:vUV1z65D
conclusion? you know too much. hello 4CHAN PARTY VAN!
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Anonymous2007-05-05 18:59 ID:1agdJKjN
Never going to happen, if the U.S. is ever in trouble of completely losing its superpower status to another country, they will push the World Reset Button.
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Anonymous2007-05-05 19:04 ID:PimaU3ZT
Falun Gong deserve everything they get. Stupid pacifist scum morons.
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Anonymous2007-05-05 20:28 ID:c4uwv27g
Falun Gong is a fucking cult. China's version of scientology.
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Anonymous2007-05-06 4:28 ID:KAIrgHzK
Don't forget chinese gold farmers who play WoW for a living because minimum wage there is so low.
I heard about that on an NPR report, very interesting. The 8 hours they have off, they usually play more WoW
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Anonymous2007-05-08 19:51 ID:9m0MV0a8
>>26
which is why its so much fun to frap them and report them.
gb2diggingdirtyadirtyfuckingchinks
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Anonymous2007-05-09 13:28 ID:S7Yz8mXv
China is a dangerous place. The government's done a good job so far, but if they can't improve the corruption at the local level the farming people will explode. They'll have to change sooner or later - they can't kill every farmer. A lesson not learned through lack of trying, mind you.
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Anonymous2007-05-18 4:39 ID:8Y/cEnTx
lol
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Anonymous2007-05-18 9:43 ID:zPvRdfm1
The OP hates China cause the Chinese must have done something to him to make him angry. China is BIG, China is STRONG, China is SMART, China is KING. All hail mother China! Long Live Mao's Spirit.
-Cost cutting in the production of pet food, leading to the poisoning and deaths of cats and dogs.
-Cost cutting in the production of toothpaste, leading to poisoning.
-I believe China are beginning to do forced abortions again.
-Forced eviction of home-owners to make way for factories/roads/industrial projects. You want to remain living in your home? FUCK YOUR HOME, IT'S IN THE WAY! MOAR FACTORIES AND MONIEZ PLZ!
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Anonymous2007-05-27 8:38 ID:3y8ja97n
ffs ISM "they" were never doing forced abortions. They have population quotas and the local officials are afraid of breaking them (though probably with good reason) and the officials are the ones that force the abortions. Abortion is allegedly illegal in China. I don't know if raep or incest counts but in any case getting abortions in china doesn't seem to be that hard.
anyway. as uncomfortable as it makes us the one child policy is a good thing. Personal freedom is good, but not when it becomes a threat to the long term vibility of civilisation. They needs to have less people. Hell the whole world does. But with falling fertility rates in the west and lots of aggressive wars it cant be said we're not pulling our weight.