IN 10 years

THERE WILL BE A KING OF TERROR. AND WAR SHALL COMMENCE

"ALL THEIR BASE WILL BELONG TO ME!" HE CRIED.

HE RAISED HIS NINJA SQUAD TO 9000

Actually it's only in 5 years.

Jesus

Yes. Jesus.

Well, children, the prophecy goes a little somethin' like this:

"(1:13)And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength."

Yes, you Children of the Lamb: no more shall ye eat the flesh and drink the blood of the Lord of Humility and the King of Slaves. Now shall ye be struck by his wrath, as Jesus arrives to cull all who have sinned!

Amen.

Race War, uh huh.

>>6
damn that was good smoke in the old days.

>>8
You could smoke anything in the old days.

>>8
As indicated by >>6.

Ten years, I was hoping this wouldn't happen until at least AD 2101.

>>11
It will happen in 2012.

Can't be. According to the Al Gore the world will be flooded, blazing hotm and taken over by fire ants within 5 years.

>>13 Can anyone get me a map showing what Moslem countries will be under water if we just let this global warming thing happen? All ways look for the silver lining.

>>6 You forgot the last couple of lines of that prophecy.

(1:13)Yes, you Children of the Lamb: no more shall ye eat the flesh and drink the blood of the Lord of Humility and the King of Slaves. Now shall ye be struck by his wrath, as Jesus arrives to cull all who have sinned!(1:14)And the Lord Jesus spake, saying, "I shall pull up to the house about 7 or 8, and sayeth unto the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later.' I shall look at My Kingdom and shall finally be there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."

Amen.

The feminist agenda encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

dogs and cats living together out of wedlock.

The feminist agenda sounds kind of hot

>>14
yup. cos thats what "jesus would do" right?

gtfo. both here and your fucked up church.

>>19
Atheist here.  Looking forward to the destruction of the Moslem countries myself: all religion is ignorant not just Christianity

>>18
The feminist agenda is kinda hot.  Except without the cock to slap women into place they're gonna get all fat and shit.  A bunch of fat witches.  Jiggling around a cauldron of fried chicken. mmm... chicken.