2 cows

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors he;lp you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

/NEWPOL/: Cows talk about politics.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

Then they shoot the cows.

>>2
never try to entertain someone again, also read this
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Unfunny

>>2

I got a better one
/NEWPOL/: Farmers argue about their cows.

>>1
>>4

Troll somewhere else, faggot.

>>6
cry harder

>>6
Just be glad you have been instructed not to attempt to entertain people by anonymous over the internets and not your friends or family in an awkward conversation. Seriously.

even penis flood is less obvious than that

Cuban Communism: You have two cows and the government takes both to keep the Capitalists from getting them.

Muslims: You have two cows but they don't give milk because it's the will of Allah.

>>1
Somewhat funny
>>10
Unfunny

Muslims: You get two cows in heaven after you blow yourself up, killing as much infidels as possible.

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>>13-16 are muslims

durka durka allahu akbar

but noot in a sticky

Well done, love that list, lmao.

4chan: You have two cows. M00t buys them for 30 dollars, sells them for 300, but decides against paying for new servers and goes to m00txico.

7chan: You have three cows. Two of them are half-cows. You're sitting between those two gorging on their intestines and squishing their stomachs to squirt bile at popular or angsty teens. Every now and then you pull their rectal cavity out and suffocate crazy old men with them.

fchan: You have two cows. You're no longer single.

12chan: You traded the cows back to the farmer already for his 5 year old daughter.

iichan: You have two cows. They have been taught to sing karaoke and wink cutely when hit by bright lights. They also say "Mew" instead of "Moo."

Islam: The cows given to you by the infidels starve to death because you bought a rocket launcher instead of hay. You blame Jews.

LIBERALISM: You have to give 1 cow to the government to feed the poor and unemployed. Next year you have to give your remaining cow to the government, now you are dependant on the government. Next year the government declares that socialism is needed to end the crisis started by evil capitalists.

CONSERVATISM: Everybody is allowed to keep all their cows, but those with less than 10 cows will be sent to foreign shores to die for the greater cow. Also, anybody who disagrees with conservatism is a cowhating communist.

>>24
that wasn't very funny, try again

>>25
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

4CHAN: You have two cows. You complain on forums about evil europeans and their wicked commie pinko liberal godless socialist ways until both cows starve.

>>27
lol wut?

Myspace: You have two cows. You take pictures of your cows. Someone faps to your cows.

And Utopia! Everyone is A cow.. And Giraffes are left out

COWS = Milk.. = Cow Nipples =DDD

Best nipples in the world i hear.

If i waz a Cow.. And I had Nipples..
I would touch my nipples and Drink Milk, and den... The Cicle would go on... And i would just be replenishing myself day after day, sucking on my nipples. Drinking Milk, making my bones stronger. And Soon... Everyone would know me as, Nibbles!!
I would Share my Nibbles with friends so they would nibble my nipples.. And then soon after, we would be 69 Nipples with eachother drinking eachothers cow nipples till death do usss part

SUCK MY NIBBLES

SUCK MY NIBBLES: You have 2 cows. You are free to suck on their nibbles.

>>30
RACIST

GAIA: You confuse cows with your retardation. You then fall in love with a cow and decide to tell 4chan about it with pics.

REALITY: You have two parents. You live in their basement because your a fatass loser. You die alone.

>>38
Oh U

lol. I read something similar to this in the newspaper ones. It was shorter though.

partisan political- you have two cows- neither give milk- both want to be president.