Antiparasitic measures?

My wife has recently been diagnosed with the malign parasite "fetus homo sapien," does anyone know of a good cure for it?  The doctors suggested leaving it there until it matures, but I'm a bit worried that might be a bad idea :/

Falcon punch

Ahh, >>1, you seem to be mistaken.

What your "wife" is afflicted with is actually a human baby!

Yes, they live as parasites, leeching off their unknowing host for months, but as they emerge from their pupa they will actively attempt to spread their virus through their vile means.

Stop the destruction of mankind -- kill all babies!

>>3
But they are sentient, also they have the capability to generate large sums of cash as long as they do not become socialists and consequently think they don't have to work or achieve anything.

OP must be very intelligent and witty to come up with this kind of humor

>>5
thx jew ;0