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Crotch Scratching Illegal?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 17:44 ID:VHhvQjbY

So I was talking with someone I know the other day, and during the conversation, I felt an itch in my crotch-area and gave it a good scratch.  The person I was talking to told me that I should stop doing that because I might get hit with a sexual harassment suit. 

I said this was stupid.  If I am sitting in my private home, there is no reason why I shouldn't be able to scratch any part of my body (such as my crotch), whenever I want to, as long as doing so does not cause physical harm to another person.  Likewise, if I am sitting in a private building owned by someone else (like a businessman, for example), and he says I can scratch my crotch while in his private establishment, and I want to scratch my crotch, I should be allowed to do so provided I am not causing physical harm to another person or their property.

To this, the person I was talking to said that other people in the building might find this activity of mine 'offensive.'  To this, I have to say:  "Who owns the building?" If it is ok with that person, and he will allow me to do it, and said activity is not harming others physically, I should be allowed to do it.  It is entirely within my legitimate lawful rights to scratch my crotch in a private establishment as long as doing so doesn't harm another person, and provided it is permitted by the establishment owner.  It is my body and I can do what I want with it. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 17:47 ID:VHhvQjbY

>>1 I agree, you should be able to do what you want with your own body, -especially- if you are in a private establishment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 17:52 ID:zsgNjFZX

I love 4chan... and yes, you should be allowed to scratch your crotch if you want to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 17:55 ID:bOZRy2W3

My mom lets her clients scratch their crotches, she is a masseuse and she is good cause I can hear the guyz grunting and they come out panting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 18:06 ID:VHhvQjbY

Allowing men to scratch their crotch in front of women is a violation of womens' rights.  You just can't do such things in view of other people... it is indecent/offensive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 18:27 ID:EaKCNrrF

>>5
WOMENZ RIGHTS LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 18:35 ID:JZlF6P0m

Don't be silly.  The right to do with your body as you wish applies only to women who want abortions, not to men who want to scratch their crotch.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 18:44 ID:pTSd7alW

http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/funddocs/billeng.htm
See amendments 9 and 10.  The Federal government can\'t ban crotch scratching.  It doesn\'t have the authority under amendments 9 or 10.  Bill of Rights ftw~

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 19:59 ID:VHhvQjbY

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi
Maddox is right on this one. What the fuck is with people nowadays? Why must they go all ape shit over stuff like this?

omg, he scratched his crotch, sexual harassment!

Relevant book:
http://www.amazon.com/Disclosure-Michael-Crichton/dp/0099303744/sr=8-2/qid=1172710601/ref=pd_bbs_sr_
2/102-6891035-7395350?ie=UTF8&s=books

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 23:34 ID:P2D/RpIs

>>5
Then women can't be allowed to breast-feed in public either. Can't have it both ways, feminazis.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 11:50 ID:xdP2PpLY

>>10
Men should be allowed to scratch their crotch, and women should be allowed to breast-feed.  These puritanical fuckers and feminazis need to stop trying to control everyone elses' lives, seriously. 

I have to recommend this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Disclosure-Michael-Crichton/dp/0099303744/sr=8-2/qid=1172710601/ref=pd_bbs_sr_
It is totally relevant to this discussion, and points out some of society's ugly double standards - most of which created in the name of bullshit political correctness.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 12:39 ID:EENb65Y1

>>11
Fuck both political correctness and warped fundamentalist morality! Vote libertarian.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 12:42 ID:PpHxekBL

>>12
I strongly agree on all counts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 13:04 ID:EENb65Y1

>>13
Correct.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 13:28 ID:P0uzm0JY

I figure you have two choices.  You can either allow men to scratch their crotches in public, or you can let the itch build up until the guy is squirming around in his seat grunting and trying to use the fabric of his pants to scratch the itch.  Personally, I think if you were viewing the second and didn't know what was going on, it'd be the more offensive of the two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 2:12

plesse everyone men can use the one under their crotch to rape women but do you know any women that sexually assaulted men with their breast /////dont be silly......they are so different one is disgusting and offending another is sacred and moving

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 3:19

Hear, hear!

You are in discomfort. If they tell you that you cannot scratch your crotch, it could be seen as them indirectly causing you harm by disallowing you remedy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 16:15

In Adolf Hitler's world, crotch scratching would be perfectly fine, especially if done in front of a stupid whore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 15:06

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