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Felicitous joke

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 10:01

There is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. "What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong?" she asked. "I mean, what if — uh — when the time comes, you should meet Him? What will you say?" Russell was delighted with the question. His bright, birdlike eyes grew even brighter as he contemplated this possible future dialogue, and then he pointed a finger upward and cried, "Why, I should say, 'God, you gave us insufficient evidence.'"

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 10:02

everyone should see this documentary:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2061773048178434620

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 10:27

Thomas Jefferson: "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 12:37

russel > dawkins

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 12:38

>>4
two Ls

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 17:20

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Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 17:33

>>1
Dawkins would rant about how evil religion is for 50 hours straight until the woman finally shot herself in the face to escape the purgatory.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 0:34

>>7
And it would improve the gene pool when she did so.

DARWIN WINS AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 6:39

>>8
But Dawkings loses because he can never get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 7:00

>>9
actually, Dawkins has been married to a movie star (Lala Ward) for a while.

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