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Fuck Stephen Colbert

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 0:10

I don't like him. He's unfunny and he stands for nothing. He pretends to be a "satirist" when in reality he can't debate worth shit. Just because he mentioned an internet fad "The Star Wars kid" doesn't mean you all have to think he is God.

Also I'm glad a bridge in Hungary wasn't named after him. It's funny, Colbert told people to vote, and on the website his name got 19,000,000 votes. There isn't even that many Hungarians in the world. Those 19,000,000 votes probably belonged to like 100 people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 0:11

>I AM A BITTER CONSERVATIVE

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 0:31

P1: I watch colbert report for entertainment
P2: Comedy is an effective form of entertainment
P3: Colbert report is hillarious
C:  Colbert report is a good show

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 1:38

Is that why I'm not laughing?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 2:49

Maybe because it hits too close to home?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 3:32

P1: I watch colbert report for important policy analysis
P2: There is an no effective policy analysis on the Colbert Report
C:  brb shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 4:52

He attempts to be funny and fails. His audience seem to be forcing themselves to laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 5:41

>>1
yeah? and? so? what? don't watch it then. end of discussion. the rest of us will like it for whatever reason we do. and the world keeps on turning.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 5:42

Fuck you post 8.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 5:44

>>9

k

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 8:45

Occasionally he makes me laugh, but I'd watch his show a lot more often if he actually gave the people he talks to time to speak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 9:28

i liek conan o brien

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 9:39

>>1 >He pretends to be a "satirist" when in reality he can't debate worth shit.

His poor debating skills are precisely the point.  He satirizes the conservative political pundits, the most successful of whom (O'Reily, Hannity, etc.) are sensationalist entertainers who use "debate" tactics very like the ones Colbert exaggerates on his show in order to make their "points".

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 9:58

>>6
LOL

You turn to tv for political news/analysis? are you stupid?

The only reason to watch tv is to laugh, that’s it. If you looking for something more get a book or the paper it will suit you 100x better

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 12:25

>>14
TV is a fine place for political NEWS.  For political ANALYSIS or intelligent critical thought of any kind, you're right, that would be retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 15:52

Intarbutt is so much better for political ANALysis am i rite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 18:28

>>13
Wait, you mean not everyone realizes that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 18:48

>>17
Those who watch the showmen that Colbert mocks don't. Think about it.

Name: Nicro 2007-01-27 0:09

What post #18 says is true.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 22:50

fuck stephen colbert! is he not the fucking dumbist human on the planet? fuck that homo lovin, facist liberal puke stick! fuck that anti-american, obama loving shit head!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 0:16

>>21
Meh, if you don't like him, go to his show and bitch at him. I'm sure you'll like him more if you meet him in real life rather than assume he's like that in real person.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 8:40

I've moved from watching colbert to o'reilly, reality is funnier

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 11:52

>>1
ITT:
OP hates Colbert because he's the only interviewer who's managed to put Julian Assange on the spot and feel the burn in a TV interview.

/Thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 8:27

at least he isn't a jew.

>The emphasis his family placed on intelligence and his observation of negative stereotypes of Southerners led Colbert to train himself to suppress his Southern accent while he was still quite young.

Ah, baseless negative stereotypes shoved by the jewish media? No surprise there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 23:49

Fuck Stephen Colbert AND Jon Stewart AND their false equivocation of left and right. They had the bully pulpit Obama once had and they wasted it the same way by calling for more bipartisanship, completely ignoring the fact that the center is a fair maiden abducted by the right and thrown violently all over the place.  Fuck bipartisanship. Fuck Stephen Colbert. Fuck Jon Stewart.  Why does everyone with a bully pulpit have to completely HERPLY DERPLY call for a fight against the symptoms while ignoring the underlying problem?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 2:28

whats the underlying problem?

Name: 三便宝 2011-05-05 4:49

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 6:36

>>26
jews and communists are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 6:45

>>29
When Hitler got rid of the jews and communists in his country why did he still have problems?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 21:18

God damn if you don't like the show don't watch it and STFU! Stop complaining on a blog because everything in your life doesn't appeal to your damn liking! Troll!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 16:45

>>30
because the jews and communists got the entire world to declare war on him in revenge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 12:14

!SWEJ, WE

Name: SandNigger 2013-07-29 22:05

1-888-OOPS-JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 14:10

NEVER JEW A JEW

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