How many 4channers does it take...

...to screw in a light bulb?

None. They sit in the dark and argue about ways to light the room, throwing around racial slurs and memes.

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If you could wire the little wankers up as generators the light would never go out. Just keep feeding them porn till they die of exhaustion.

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They'd probably h4x0r teh bulb and use it to enter the internet.