How many Liberals does it take...

...to screw in a light bulb?

None. They sit in the dark and whine until hard working taxpayers pay for the light for them.

or curse the light because all do not have it.

!$#@*&& Light

lol

I do this frequently. I just sit around in my own faeces, too lazy to do anything about my personal hygiene. I am of perfect health and intelligence, but I am about as productive as a physically disabled retard, out of choice.

It's why I'm socialist. I should be able to steal what I "need".

>>5
That's absolutely filthy.

Liberals blow assholes of donkeys because they are in love with animals.

lol I'm a liberal and I thought that was funny

I regularly suck the shit out of stank assholes, of any species.

>>5

lol I'm not a socialist
there are no rules in life, conservatives don't follow 'em, liberals don't...so I'm not.
have fun being one of life's suckers you jizz-glazed dicked-out loser faggot

>>5
I do fine that other men's hairy assholes turn me on though.

To change a light bulb a liberal would:

- Raise taxes
- use the tax money to fund worthless committee that does nothing
- find some jackass "scientific" findings proving that light bulbs cause cancer, destroy the ozone, and rape children.
- use the media to harp the shit out of people who really don't care and find a way to the country's problems on their political opponents
- pass legislation to make life harder for real working people while giving handouts to deadbeats
- raise taxes again
- shell out tons of money to finally change the light bulb

>>12
*claps*  lol!

To change a light bulb a conservative would:

- Raise taxes
- use the tax money to fund worthless committee that does nothing
- find some jackass "scientific" findings proving that light bulbs cause cancer, destroy the ozone, and rape children.
- use the media to harp the shit out of people who really don't care and find a way to the country's problems on their political opponents
- pass legislation to make life harder for real working people while giving handouts to CEOs
- raise taxes again
- shell out tons of money to finally change the light bulb

lol liberals

>>14
A conservative wouldn't do that.

>>16
- pass legislation to make life harder for real working people while giving handouts to CEOs
thats exactly what conservatives do

>>17
Libertarians wouldn't do that. In fact they would privatise currency so that the fat cats in the government who monopolise the currency service cannot reap huge profits anymore. Damn socialist profiteering fat cats.

>>16

A liberal wouldn't do the stuff in >>12, but that doesn't stop it from being a satirical view of the party's position.

I wonder if you're catching where I'm going with this.