>>13 Like, perfect Swedish, preferably in the local dialect. In Stockholm the short 'o's are turned into 'e's and there is a certain formality to it. In the southernmost province, Skaane, you turn the 'r's into some fucking triftong and use the roof of your mouth a lot. In the southwest the 'a's become 'aa's and so on. There are a whole fuckbunch of dialects, and the genus-system is a bit cruel as well. Grammar and pronunciation isn't too painful though. Regarding behavior... Repress yourself, be mindful of cute little trends, laugh at all the jokes that are made about Sweden, don't speak your mind too much, read a morning paper and reiterate its talking points like a slave and don't run out on the streets and scream gibberish when your paycheck comes through after the government is done with it
>>12 Yummy!