Christians hate atheists for their freedom?

It makes sense if you think about it.  Christians have this all-powerful authoritarian figure telling them how to live out their lives.  Not only do you get punished horribly for stepping out of line, but this authoritarian is omni-present and will always catch you.  There is literally no freedom to do anything.  The most amazing thing is they don't realize this, or don't admit it.  This God does a better job than Big Brother could ever possibly dream.  But deep down in their hearts, they know they are being watched and controlled and it makes them angry to see those of us who are free.  Thus, they lash out at us.  Please do no fault them for it though, imagine how quickly you would become like that if you knew there was someone watching and condeming you every time you masturbate.

I think we should help our christian brethren escape this oppressive fascist called God.

Jesus Christ was like Elvis. When he came about, everyone loved him, cause of his swinging hips and ways of saying stuff.
Everyone loved him, except husbands and people who hated queer people.

And just like Jesus, when he died, everyone mourned for him. Just like the news about the death of Elvis. Some sick bitches can't forget about him, because he was so different, so new that they kept believing in something dead. Like singing or listening to his songs, either case, love songs or hymns. They believed in him so much some decided to believe in other stuff like aliens bring Elvis back to life. Some people believe the blood of Jesus lives amongst us today too. Some totally discard both ideas, because that was back then and can never be now. Like the 80's, that can never be anymore and should be respected as a period of time.

Now all you Christians, Muslims, and whatever religion should go listen to Elvis as the far superior King of Rock, and fuck yourselves cause he's dead.