Christians hate atheists for their freedom?

It makes sense if you think about it.  Christians have this all-powerful authoritarian figure telling them how to live out their lives.  Not only do you get punished horribly for stepping out of line, but this authoritarian is omni-present and will always catch you.  There is literally no freedom to do anything.  The most amazing thing is they don't realize this, or don't admit it.  This God does a better job than Big Brother could ever possibly dream.  But deep down in their hearts, they know they are being watched and controlled and it makes them angry to see those of us who are free.  Thus, they lash out at us.  Please do no fault them for it though, imagine how quickly you would become like that if you knew there was someone watching and condeming you every time you masturbate.

I think we should help our christian brethren escape this oppressive fascist called God.

>>141 Them's fighting words baby. Sauce (people of the robe who has rubbed your prostate don't count)?
>>141 "And there is no way for information to be created; genes cannot simply be "added", only modified." Anonymous please. Like capitalism, life takes the path of least resistance.  DNA was best suited for the job, so it can be found in everything from ancient bacteria to furries to human beings. Are all theists this nutty or am I having a nightmare?