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Bin Laden--Oh?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-27 9:07

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-27 19:13

Bin Laden has been dead since '02.  The CIA have to make up new lies just so they can believe in themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:07

lol this kind of hilarity probably all over this garbage site.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:47

Honestly I've thought he was dead for a long time. You can't run around in the desert very long attached to a dialysis machine.

It's obvious what this means for the US now. We can all forget about how much of a fuck up Afghanistan has been for the last ten years.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:57

2012 election is now a lock for Obama/

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 0:22

>>2

Right because they didn't feel like announcing his death in 02 right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 4:54

>>6
What, and move out of Afghanistan without controlling the natural resources?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 6:04

So, Osama bin-Scarecrow just went and died. Again. Officially this time.

The Scarecrow is dead. Long live the Scarecrow.

Someone in the Yankeeland Department Of Actual Terrorism must have found a new Scarecrow to take his place, since they now finally acknowledge the demise of this one.


FYI: Last I checked, mr. ObL (the real one) was fluent in English, and had no need to speak Arabic when he addressed the American people directly in those (suspiciously shoddy-looking) videos of his.
Also, DV recorders are hardly that hard to come by and smuggle into a place that you'll have to smuggle the tape out of as well. But he still kept communicating through old VHS tapes, in the time-honoured style of Hari Seldon...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 7:57

>>7
Yes, the CIA needs to stay in Afghanistan until they discover a method to make a drug out of opium that is even cheaper/more addictive/more damaging than heroin, and then spread it in the black ghettos like they did with crack cocaine.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 15:38

>>5

Basically, Yes.  There is no credible proof that they killed him either now or then, other than word of mouth via the media. Shortly after 9/11, most newscasters & journalists had mentioned several times that he had a half a dozen or so lookalikes...it could have been any of them as far as that goes.

Obama will be right there to take all the credit and watch his approval rating shoot thru the roof....people will forget about Trump and forged birth certificates and we'll have another 4 years of $3.89 at the rape pump and all of our social security funds donated to shit corporations like GM, Fannie Mac & Freddie Mae..

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 6:22

United States entertained awesomely. You know, when the orchestra plays without music and without a conductor - even virtuosos play like a school band.

Inconsistency and stupidity came from all messages. Bin Laden was identified by "a possible wife." Extremely valuable evidence. Possibly his corpse identified by possibly his wife. Fuck yeah.

He was buried according to Muslim custom - drowning body in a sea. Can not help facepalming, because Muslims do not drown bodies, but the Indians do, and not in the sea, but in the sacred river Ganges.

In unbelievably short time, an examination of the DNA was made. At first it was stated that the reliability of analysis is 99,9%. An hour later, after thinking a bit, they added a bit more - and Crystal-clear diagnosis in 100% does not leave any ways to doubt. Although, it seems that they didn't really compare it with anything - but who cares?

Reported parallel reports that the villain died from a bullet to the head and from missile attack is reminding me the Ukrainian interior minister case, who suicided with two accurate shots to the head. Competent minister has not forgotten to make second finishing shot. Interesting enough, in our case what can be assumed as a finishing shot - a bullet or a missile?

Really amused version of the procedure of killing. It turns out that the deceased was killed because of his guardian's mobile phone. 10 years security guard was holding the phone away from the batteries not to be detected, and then suddenly decided to phone his wife. Just pressed the number - and not sleeping all the ten years USA military operator pressed the "Fire" button. And prior to that, whole 10 years all communications were made by tamed pigeons, mice and cockroaches.

Finally, the last part of this comedy. US reported that shortly before his death, bin Laden recorded a video message, and soon it is expected to appear on the web. Apparently, the message is the 21 series with a prequel and a sequel and will be available in portions throughout next 20 years. As a result, citizens would no longer distinguish - who communicates with them - dead or still alive - and not being able to combine in mind this rubbish, would just stop paying attention.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 6:30

>>11
Good but you're trying too hard at sarcasm, detracting (distracting?) from the interesting parts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:07

THIS is interesting, be sure to check the dates...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

Better "Save page as" before they clear it....lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:19

>>13
So FoxNews reported that a Paki newspaper reported that OBL had died. YEAH, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:28

an interesting 10 years ago

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 15:51

>>15
I don't see how that is interesting at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 16:54

troll harder, sheeple

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 22:00

>>13

Fox news...   right...   Fox can't be trusted for shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 1:48

>>14 >>16 & >>18 are totally missing the whole point. Sheeple is right

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 3:55

>>19
The point is that you don't understand that well-known wanted terrorists/rebels who can't be found by authorities are often reported dead either trough rumor or speculation. Bin Laden has reportedly died probably dozens of times in the last 10 years according to various media and agencies. Reporting rumors is bad journalism, but Foxnews did nothing wrong here because they merely reported what a Pakistani newspaper printed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 6:57

>>18
Actually, I'd sort this under "internal consistency" or something, a.k.a. "at least getting their OWN story straight"...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:54

Oh? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13329078
Interesting that those around the so-called compound seemed to miss all the interesting events!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 2:17

>Fox news...   right...   Fox can't be trusted for shit

Spoken like a true liberal sheeple. Anyone who doesn't carry the leftist flag of lies, hypocrisy and FUD must be a liar! Attack all who disagree with our lies!

Kids these days. So naive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 10:18

>>23
You can't accuse someone of being an ass kisser while you're kissing the opposite cheek.

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