United States entertained awesomely. You know, when the orchestra plays without music and without a conductor - even virtuosos play like a school band.
Inconsistency and stupidity came from all messages. Bin Laden was identified by "a possible wife." Extremely valuable evidence. Possibly his corpse identified by possibly his wife. Fuck yeah.
He was buried according to Muslim custom - drowning body in a sea. Can not help facepalming, because Muslims do not drown bodies, but the Indians do, and not in the sea, but in the sacred river Ganges.
In unbelievably short time, an examination of the DNA was made. At first it was stated that the reliability of analysis is 99,9%. An hour later, after thinking a bit, they added a bit more - and Crystal-clear diagnosis in 100% does not leave any ways to doubt. Although, it seems that they didn't really compare it with anything - but who cares?
Reported parallel reports that the villain died from a bullet to the head and from missile attack is reminding me the Ukrainian interior minister case, who suicided with two accurate shots to the head. Competent minister has not forgotten to make second finishing shot. Interesting enough, in our case what can be assumed as a finishing shot - a bullet or a missile?
Really amused version of the procedure of killing. It turns out that the deceased was killed because of his guardian's mobile phone. 10 years security guard was holding the phone away from the batteries not to be detected, and then suddenly decided to phone his wife. Just pressed the number - and not sleeping all the ten years USA military operator pressed the "Fire" button. And prior to that, whole 10 years all communications were made by tamed pigeons, mice and cockroaches.
Finally, the last part of this comedy. US reported that shortly before his death, bin Laden recorded a video message, and soon it is expected to appear on the web. Apparently, the message is the 21 series with a prequel and a sequel and will be available in portions throughout next 20 years. As a result, citizens would no longer distinguish - who communicates with them - dead or still alive - and not being able to combine in mind this rubbish, would just stop paying attention.