Christianity can solve all these problems

I've noticed that many of you were talking about some serious and depressing world crises that are happening now.  If everyone would just accept Jesus into their heart, and pray to God that He will deliver us from all this filth and evil, then everything will be okay.  If we believe, our faith can solve all these problems.  I know that many of you will knee-jerk into derisive responses but I implore all of you to consider Jesus' great power and let Him into your life.  Thank you.

Sorry to interrupt your Jesus-infested reverie, but plenty of people in the past have put their lives into his fickle hands and died, and all others had to say was "oh it was their time."

Trusting a dead man is something one should do cautiously.

Meanwhile, stick your head out so I can ram my fist into it, and will you kindly turn the other cheek also.