4chan's Position on the Issues!

   ~-=The Political Survey=-~


Abortion - Pro choice, or pro life?

Free Speech - For, or against (restrictions)?

National ID card - For, or against?

More Immigration/Border Control -  For, or against?

Gun Rights/Self Defense Rights - For, or against?

Pornography Legalization - For, or against?

Prostitution Legalization (in a controlled setting to restrict transmission of STDs) - For, or against?

Patriot Act - For, or against?

Privacy Rights - For, or against?

NSA Domestic Spying - For, or against?

Seat Belt Laws - For, or against?

Drug Legalization (other than alcohol & cigarettes) - For, or against?

Generally speaking, more laws - For, or against?



Tax-Funded Programs: 

Social Security - For, or against?

Welfare - For, or against?

War in Iraq - For, or Against?

Tax Money for U.N. Funding - For, or against?

Corporate Welfare - For, or against?

General Spending, taxation, and Government Programs - More, or less?


In order of whom you like MOST, to whom you like LEAST, list candidates in the 2004 election, and put in parentheses the party/ticket they ran under. 

Example:  Michael Badnarik (Libertarian)


In order of which party you like MOST, to which party you like LEAST, list the political parties known to you. 

You fucking dipshits.  If your kid is that mystified by guns, and is dumb enough to stare down the barrel and pull the trigger, well fuck you.  Don't ban MY guns because you don't know how to fucking parent your dumbass kids. 

People complain that the 'right wing' is always trying to ban pornography, and put fines on television shows for saying stuff like 'fuck' on the air because stupid parents don't know how to parent their kids. 

Well oh really? How about stupid 'left wingers' who don't know how to teach their kids about firearms, and how to NOT kill themselves when they use them? 

It's pretty fucking easy people.  Just don't point it at anything you don't want to kill.  If you are dumb enough to shoot yourself with a gun by accident, well fuck you, society doesn't need people that are that stupid in it.