Does anyone else touch themselves when....

a us soldier dies?

All the time baby, all the time.

Yes. I put my hand to my heart and quietly say a tearful prayer to christ to accept them into the kingdom of heaven, where they belong.

each time a US soldier dies we're one step closer to the global caliphate.

enjoy your internets while it lasts sirs.

For every dead hero, I lynch a terrorist (any guy with a mid-eastern look).

>>5
That is a good approximation.

I put my hand in my pocket
What do I feel
One hundred and ten stories
Of concrete and steel
I like to watch

That plane-shaped hole
Really gets me hot
But the big ball of fire
Is the money shot
I like to watch

I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
People dive into the street
While I play with my meat
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down

The New York skyline
Will never be the same
But the guys who flew those planes
Had fucking amazing aim
I like to watch

There must have been a reason
But I don't understand
Why they hit the Pentagon
Instead of Disneyland
I like to watch

I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
It's raining broken glass
While I sit on my ass
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down

I'd almost had enough
Of watching planes explode
Until they showed it in reverse
And I had to shoot my load
I like to watch

Now my hand's all sticky
And I can't find a rag
I guess I'll have to use
The american flag
I like to watch

each us soldier dies, the dream of world peace is near

>>8
Because we all know how good the soviets and nazis were.

I think America will drown in its own shit eventually without any other country's help. Just let them be.

>>9
Yep... just like America, they thought their way was the best way and that they must save/concqure the world and make it work like they think it should work.

>>1
it's not the solidiers causing the problems.
as far as they know, they're out fighting for a greater cause.
remember, 9/10 amerikkkanz are fucking stupid.

>>12 they're only the ones out killing people and destroying homes, they're not responsible at all!

>>13
Uh, yes. Yes they are.

>>14
To stupid to note sarcasm.
>>13
To stupid to make subtle sarcasm

>>13
>>14
Same person.

>>13-16
American brain size

>>19 gay

>>1-3,6-18 are stupid communists who'll all be killed by the enemy when the culture they so reverently oppose is brought down to its knees.

an army of one less

wryyy

>>19

China > Middle-East

how is >>3 even on 4chan?

i laugh at the stupid american soldiers who VOLUNTEERED to join the military and then begged canada to grant them asylum when it was time to go to iraq and afghanistan... btw canada said no. OWND

>>1
So you must fap a fucking lot, and seriously hope Cheney gets elected next time.

cheyney is a fucking zombie, he is incapable of getting enough votes because he has no fucking personality.  it would be party suicide for the republicans to nominate cheyney

>>23
patriots? on MY 4chan?

>>1
A: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps
Westboro Church.