Try This

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A.thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

If you agree, pass this on to others. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq

Age for fucking truth

Fucking spics

i'm an asian and i agree with >>1. most asian oriented groups are far too clannish. i've a blonde g/f and i can't seem to mingle with them socially. not that i want to anyways. in my opinion, on certain lvl and at some stage, conformation and change of national identity is essential. one nation under the flag is national pride. much like the japanese ideology, a nation without pride is no nation at all. however, retaining your cultural identity and tradition should be mutually exclusive from the change of citizenship.  retaining one's tradition should not be discouraged. there's a clear distinction and is important to differentiate the national identiy and cultural identity (practices and so on). 

>>4
Clannish? This isn't sengoku jidai. You have a blonde g/f but you can't mingle socially with blondes? eh? A nation without pride isn't a nation? You must read confucius or something. Pride is a sin, it is a form of flattery. Machiavelli said that a friend who flatters you is a greater enemy than an enemy who insults you, at least you know when an enemy is lying. Perhaps you should realise your culture is a standard deviation behind the west and enter the age of reason.

Hey, Mexico-US relations are an important part of our society. Sure some Mexicans and liberals need a reality trip, but this is the land of opportunity and we need to also realise that mexicans are going to want to cross the border. We should crack down on bad mexicans, and the democrats and liberals should support efforts to do this so that the good mexicans don't have to take so much heat.

Nations are made out of people.

If the Mexican population outnumbers the native population, then the U.S. becomes Mexico. The U.S. wasn't the land of opportunity because of some magic line you cross at the border.

The land that the U.S. sits on is like every single other part of the earth, dirt. That doesn't make it special.

I don't want to live in a Mexican U.S.

>>5
pride is a sin because protestants are fun-hating fagmo kiddy fuckers.

>>6 is not American.

When I hear maracas, I'm heading north.

When I hear maracas, I'm getting my shotgun.

>>15
agreed

suck cock

AMERIKKKA SUCKS

>>12 is a homosexual

>>14
is a sick goatfucker.

>>1 is a genius!

>>17
I'm suprised no one has tried this...

>>18
For good reason, obviously.
It's satire, showing the foolishness of illegal Mexican immigrants demanding rights while not blending in.

>>19
Sadly, America has to be politically correct on everything it does, and the government will give the excuse that they want a second chance at happiness.

>>20
Actually, some lady burned the Mexican flag but before she did so she had a long speech.  Too bad the speech didn't make it on network tv...

I have done this, and a prominent man greeted me with open arms.  He said I could stay as long as I want provided I make use of my truck and transport two and a half tons of ephedrine across the border every day.

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